If you want to understand the incompatibility of the mentality of a Scottish golfer and a Donald Trump, the best thing to do is to sit in front of the entrance of the Turnberry Resort's five million pound refurbished clubhouse and look at the lush, playful fountain that Trump had placed in front of it.
He loves fountains like this, decorated with big cats, angels or ancient Roman figures.
The Scottish golfer himself is a traditionalist.
He likes to keep his clubhouses spartan, he sits on uncomfortable wooden chairs, and the checkered carpet in the dining room has generally seen better days.
In short: golf in Scotland and the glitter-loving Trump - it just doesn't fit.
Which is why the vast majority of Scottish golfers avoid Trump courses.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg.