At this point we first have to tell a short story about Rolf Rüssmann.

The Schalke defensive icon was a manager at VfB Stuttgart years ago, and Jochen Schneider was his apprentice there - and hung Rüssmann's famous old saying about the Schalke away games on the wall of his office: "If we don't win, we'll at least kick their turf apart . "

Schalke don't even do that anymore.

Everything was fine.

Until this inimitable celebratory speech.

Since then it's only been downhill.