Dietmar Hamann is one of Germany's most prominent TV experts. Hamann talks about football on 34 match days, mostly Saturdays, and on many other days too.

He's been doing this for many years: talking about football. Football is actually a pretty simple sport, but over the years it has become more and more complicated. The hunger for understanding gave rise to the previously unknown profession of football explainer. Hamann's social media posts even look more apocalyptic under social media.