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"Hey, what do I call you, Deivid, David ...? I get to call you Deivid, it sounds like exotic (...) You can call me mayor (...) I let you call me Manoli a shortly, but then you call me Manuelita . " She is Manuela Carmena and thus 'trolls' David Broncano himself in La Resistencia . The experience is a degree and Manuela Carmena is a lot of Manuela Carmena , isn't Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo ?

We must put a Manuela Carmena in our lives. And not because last night I was in La Resistencia and 'trolley' right and left, but because with a Manuela Carmena in your life, life would have much more flavor. If we all had a Manuela Carmena in our day to day I am convinced that we would be happier or at least take things differently. Imagine that you arrive home after a horrible day, a day where everything has been twisted, where you have fallen hosts like breads, where nothing has gone as expected ... and there is a Manuela Carmena waiting for you to say 'calm, take a Cupcake and we are going to remove iron from life. ' A philosophy of life that only people who have it can mess up without disheveled at one of the policies that occupies more pages in recent times - say, Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo - or the presenter of the moment - say, David Broncano -, and seem What any mortal is doing can be done. Well, no.

Imagine, freshly made muffins every morning ; all judicial questions resolved; a bottomless pit of palatial intrigues and stories of power ; and, above all, a conception of life that neither 'I bought yogis'. Imagine Manuela Carmena and Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo about the ring, who would hit harder? In other quadrilaterals, I don't know, in La Resistencia , without a doubt, Manuela Carmena .

The calm, tranquility, rest, serenity and calm that Manuela Carmena gives off is something intrinsic to her. She demonstrated it as mayor of Madrid, demonstrated it when she did tandem with Íñigo Errejón and continues to demonstrate it now, that she has once again become a civilian, yes, a civilian who writes books. Here you leave the policy and, either you sign, an energetic, or you write a book. In the FNAC there is no room left.

Probably, millions of things can be criticized by Manuela Carmena , but there is no doubt about her ability to fit the blows (and many have fallen) is worthy of admiration. Come on, they didn't give it during their mayor's office! And how did she take it? Well, like the one with the wisdom of experience on his back. I think that Manuela Carmena has rarely been seen losing the papers or altering more than necessary. Always calm, always calm responded to the blows with the best of the right, the indifference, or better yet, the irony.

The same is not noticed because he who knows irony knows the mechanisms to make it not noticeable; We don't even notice it because it is hidden behind that aspect of a grandmother ; or we don't notice it because she doesn't want us to notice it. Only when she wants is when does it make others perceive it. And last night at La Resistencia , where he went to present his book To those who come , Manuela Carmena wanted to be noticed. But he did it as the one who does not flinch with anything, as the one who does not care eight than eighty and as the one who is above good and evil.

Do you remember that tweet of Cayetana de Álvarez de Toledo outrageous with the first ride that Manuela Carmena rode as mayor of Madrid? How to forget it! If I believe that songs have been made with that message from the now MP parliamentary spokesperson and his "I will never forgive you . " Not even Luis Miguel gets you such a deep phrase. "My 6-year-old daughter: 'Mom, Gaspar's suit is not real.' I will never forgive you, Manuela Carmena. Never . " God! I rewrite it and my hairs bristle. What suffering, what pain, what tragedy!

That tweet went around Spain, returned and crossed the peninsula from North to South, making visible the anger of many parents who met with some Magi who, as usual and traditional, had very little . Encased in colorful and extravagant coats, Manuela Carmena's first ride was the "I will never forgive you" ride. Anda that no blows fell for that strange ride. And that happened to history. He passed the ride and passed the tweet of Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo , who became almost part of the Spanish proverb. It is that when politicians get the poetic vein or Gustavo Adolfo Bécquer can shade them.

Manuela Carmena never entered during her time as mayor in that battle. It is the diplomacy of the one that governs or, perhaps, the 'to see if the storm happens', but it was necessary to wait last night at the end of all the interview in the Resistance so that Manuela Carmena finally returned the blow. And how did he return it? Well, putting a Manuela Carmena in her life.

To play a little "to concord and understanding", David Broncano proposed to Manuela Carmena that in the usual performance of the end of the program, the former mayor will enter into "a confrontation that you have had for a lot of years with a person who once said that one thing you did was never going to forgive you. " "Do not bother!", Answered Manuela Carmena, who did not want to know before the interview what was going to be the performance that Broncano was going to propose. It was listening to the "I will never forgive you" and Carmena's eyes lit up. The messing began, Manuela Carmena was going to hit back. As they say, revenge is a dish that is served cold.

" Do you know what hurt me the most about all the things Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo said? That my muffins were bought in a supermarket. That really annoyed me. Notice that the first thing I thought was, I sent him a box. And then I said, 'that she has believed it with the good things that come out'. " Manuela Carmena , tra, tra!

David Broncano's proposal was that the musicians of the program interpreted a song that they had composed ad hoc for the moment and that when they finished Manuela Carmena I looked at the camera and said would you forgive me? Manuela Carmena thought it was great. Finally, I was going to be able to close one of the chapters that has given more turns to Spain during its Mayor's Office. Manuela Carmena accepted without hesitation for a second the offer to apologize to Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo , another thing is to accept them, but for asking not to be left.

It was a bolero entitled Surely that never said so ... "I know you said you would never forgive me, but surely there may be days when you think it could be worse. That it could not be so unforgivable or hold a grudge and disenchantment such once, perhaps, it was not so much, it was not so much ... " And at that moment, Manuela Carmena , I should have looked at the camera and asked for forgiveness from Cayetana . However, to the surprise of even David Broncano himself, Manuela Carmena looked at the camera and as if nothing, like the one who does not know what he is doing, as if he were a clueless grandmother released "I forgive you" .

A "I forgive you" that made the foundations of the set wobble and left David Broncano with a "how?" of stupefaction. But what have you done Manuela, what have you done! "I forgive you," the former mayor repeated again as if she had really been wrong and had not understood the reason for the performance. "No, no, no," Broncano shouted as he put his hands to his head. "I just thought that what she really wanted was for me to forgive her." Chimpún! Manuela Carmena had avenged herself .

The set collapsed in applause, David Broncano could only cover his face with his hands and split the box in two. Manuela Carmena had done it and undeterred. He never responded to that tweet, he did not enter into any controversy with Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo , he let time pass, and one day he showed up at La Resistencia to present his book and without anyone noticing he carried out his revenge. He only needed two words: "I forgive you", but two words that gave everything back. The irony that everyone wanted to perceive, the mockery that responded to so many years of stoning, the full-blown trolley to Cayetana Álvarez de Toledo .

Because that's how the entire Broncano interview with Manuela Carmena was, a full-blown trolley . He entered the jokes he wanted to enter - I insist the experience is a degree - and it was a good part of the interview that marked the times. She was kind, funny and willing, but only for what she wanted. That Broncano asked him to sign an autograph in one of the fines of the BiciMad presenter, because Carmena signed it and in passing he thanked him with a sneer that he would have paid it . "You should never ask anyone to take your fines, they have asked me." Let them do the same to another.

Yes, he answered the question of sex and answered it by calling on "hope . " "There is hope, things can go well. Yes, in the last 30 days, yes, we must not give details. The message: yes, there is hope. What encouragement, what encouragement, that life it's fantastic. Age is fantastic, it's a huge time for imagination, for creativity, for all that ... " Yes, Manuela Carmena has sex and has had in the last 30 days. Without going into details, but he has had and, not only has he had, he encourages all "yayos" to have it. Let's go grandparents of the world to give the subject!

It cannot be denied that Manuela Carmena was sown, and sowed in all fields and dodged all the bullets that the comedian threw. Even when he wanted Carmena to enter the famous nickname that some have given to the current mayor, José Luis Martínez Almeida , Carmena responded as he can only answer the one who knows that these things are not played: "I called Almeida José Luis, although not everyone calls him that . " And again, tra, tra!

David Broncano crowned Manuela Carmena last night, or rather, Manuela Carmena was crowned in La Resistencia. It is true that the tone of the program, of Broncano , of the questions does not generate too many difficulties, but they do put in many bretes, especially characters in the profile of Manuela Carmena. And Manuela Carmena who did, then put a Manuela Carmena in her life.

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