Another week of extremely strong protests has passed: To begin with, Helene Fischer first let all those paying, who apparently really like their music, and then all the readers of "Bild" know that they detest Vladimir Vladimirovich from the bottom of their hearts.

Well, that confession perhaps didn't close the most vulnerable gap in the front against the darkling in the Kremlin.

But then Will Smith's smack, truly worthy of an Oscar, so neatly drawn out, first slap, then apologize that almost an initial suspicion of commissioned work could arise.

And because the word slap in the face was flushed to the top places in the search engines, you also found out that Olli Pocher is still alive.

He too had caught one, appropriately enough as a spectator at a boxing match.

However, the rumor that a well-known German manufacturer of waterproof bicycle bags was planning a collection in the colors sky blue and mustard turned out to be an April Fool's joke.

What a pity.

If it had been true, it would have been so easy to fly the flag on every hamster tour when it came to sunflower oil.

Because our fries are really in serious danger: frozen fries in olive oil, both still available, ended the day before yesterday as a culinary fiasco.

The protest potential of cyclists of all genders should not be underestimated.

Question: Who do you think is really slapping Putin?

The German pensioners, when they ditch all their stinky diesels and switch to bicycles in holy anger over their neglect of commuter subsidies?

Or if, as Cem Özdemir suggested, they eat less meat?

Incidentally, a front that stands firmly on twelve paws and two feet defends itself against this sanction shoulder to shoulder, excuse me, shoulder to shin.

Protest also in the city on the Main: A traffic expert from the Frankfurt CDU is “stunned” about the lanes of a wide east-west lane that were redesigned as red cycle paths, which were cut through the remains of the destroyed old town for car traffic after the Second World War : "With the crowbar" you want to turn everyone into cyclists.