The week of GodTuitero: joy and confinement go through neighborhoods

• The week of God Tweeter. A Nobel Peace Prize for the girl of "better that than dying"

They say that the joy goes through neighborhoods and those is something that the Madrilenians were able to verify last Friday.

As if it were the National Lottery draw, the inhabitants of the Community of Madrid sat the other day in front of the television to see if they had the Fat or the stone of confinement.

took place as everything is done in the region that houses the capital of Spain and in Spain itself: it was announced for eleven in the morning, postponed at one in the afternoon and finally took place at five.

And of course, when after enduring half an hour of chatter with

("You can choose to be a virus or a vaccine", a great phrase where they exist), the signal was cut off just at the time of announcing

.

If you didn't find out very well, this girl gives you a summary:

Gatherings of more than six people are prohibited in the affected areas, which seems fine to me: remember that I made a dinner with twelve and see how it ended.

In the midst of the chaos,

and has gone diving with Planeta Calleja.

Any day we see him in Women and Men and vice versa:

This Coronovirus thing is going to drive us all crazy.

Although some already were, like the rapper and candidate for the White House

who this week has seen how Twitter closed his account.

We'll run out of those precious tweets peeing on a Grammy:

Speaking of rappers, what did you

tell

me about

Corinna gave us the other day?

It becomes difficult to trust the human being, but you can still:

Back to class, let's not talk:

And I have here

of your former Minister of the Interior, the one who said that this heavenly creature helped him park his car, very angry and resigning to me due to overwork.

Every day I am more clear that I prefer animals:

Ephemeris.

.

His alter ego on Twitter took advantage of the fact that he had broken the world record on pole and celebrated it by messing with his eternal rival:

But not everything is going to be rivalries and grudges.

There is also a place for love on Twitter.

With this confinement there are those who have gained a few kilos, or have had some gray hair, stretch marks etc ... I leave you this video with a rule that everyone should comply with, to make life happier for others or at least not touch them the noses.

Until next week!

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