Anyone remember Adam Pengilly?
That was the skeleton pilot from Great Britain, who fell headfirst into the ice channel for years - and in 2016 tried to bang his head through the wall.
That summer, just before the opening of the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Pengilly was the only member of the illustrious International Olympic Committee who refused to approve the diaper-weather sanctions against Russian sport after it was revealed that doping was being pursued as a matter of state became.
Pengilly wanted more, a complete lockdown.
The rest: yes-men who uncritically nodded to what Thomas Bach's executive told them.
What became of Pengilly?
Two years later, he was sent home from the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics in disgrace over a hyped incident involving a security guard.
But now he is not disgraced.
All his servile colleagues who betrayed the 2016 Olympics are disgraced.
In view of the still tactical IOC, we call: Adam Pengilly for President!