Speaking of Uefa: We are looking forward to the 51 games of the upcoming European Championship, if only because none of them will be worse than the Europa League final.
Highly and sacredly promised: In none of the 36 preliminary round matches is it conceivable that it will go into overtime.
Thank you, Uefa.
But there is still one little thing to talk about. Sorry, that wasn't entirely correct now. It's not a small thing. It's ten kilometers across Heydar Aliyev Prospect in Baku from the EM stadium to the War Trophy Park, which Heydar Aliyev heir Ilham Aliyev set on the shores of the Caspian Sea out of joy at the war in Nagorno-Karabakh. May the population enjoy the humiliated Armenians while the ball isn't rolling. Wait a second, another mistake? Wasn't the perfect perfect then?
On Thursday night, Aliyev's troops took prisoners: six Armenian soldiers on the border with the neighboring country, the Armenians say: in their country. Aliyev receives a present from Uefa, football players delivered free of charge, from Wales, Switzerland and Turkey, plus two teams in the quarter-finals, maybe the German one. They all play for Aliyev as long as they don't declare otherwise. The dictator will bask in its splendor. And when the games are over, switch back to Warlord.