Gareth Bale scored his first goal for Spurs this weekend -
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What would become of us if José Mourinho's press conferences did not exist?
If the small victory snatched against Brighton on Sunday night did not call for great lyrical flights, the Portuguese coach still managed to offer us a punchline for the day when talking about Gareth Bale.
The Welshman, loaned free by Real who no longer wants to hear about it, unlocked his counter with Spurs, scoring the winning goal just after his entry against Brigthon (2-1).
This earned him an enamored tirade from his manager:
He's not ready for an entire game yet
“He hasn't got 90 minutes left, so we're using the Europa League to complete his training process.
If all goes well, he will get better and better.
Today he showed his personality, he had a big impact on the game and smartly teamed up with Kane to finish the game.
I'm happy for him, because he deserves it ”.
👏 José Mourinho looks back on the performance of Gareth Bale, scorer of the winning goal against Brighton (2-1) less than five minutes after coming into play. Pic.twitter.com/L1Hm4zqSDu
- beIN SPORTS (@beinsports_FR) November 2, 2020
That's all ?
Obviously not.
Keeping the same serious tone, José sent a small one to our delight: "When I have two minutes, I will take a look at the Real Madrid site to see what they say".
He undoubtedly wanted to evoke the Spanish sporting groups who were still going to have their fill of this goal, explaining that Bale was the best player in the world and that Zidae was truly a trumpet for letting him go.
This man is funnier than Jonathan Cohen.
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