The motor world has many facets and in them is, of course, the sale of used vehicles. There are many pages where you can find cars for sale, with vehicles that respond to all types. But we really think that you will find few ads with the sympathy, the guasa and the slyness of this one by mixing the sale of your vehicle with the news of the off-road world.

"The off-road vehicle is presented with indomitable arrogance and ignorance: 2 tons of authentic English steel, joined by miles of male welds. There is no presence of electronic devices, control units, computerized assistance, servos and all those demons that have transformed a Generation of drivers in half-weak and fearful men: here, if only to turn the wheel, you must have done two years of gym and you need the biceps. "

And there is more: "Motor 'Euro -60', which will accelerate to kill entire nurseries. If you manage to start the engine (and you must be one of those who do not give up) you will have the thrill of being wrapped in a black cloud suffocating, that not even Satan himself smokes half of Havana To change gears he must not show any uncertainty: if the gearshift (a piece of iron of 45 kg) perceives in you the worm of doubt, or if it confuses the graft of a few millimeters, it stops at the second gear and must get 400 km to 25 per hour. 0 to 100 in two weeks. "

"Consumption and noise are those of a Boeing 767 that takes off. At more than 80 km / h you can only scream and wait for your neighbor to feel something. The wet grip is that of a bear. Drunk. They blindfolded. labyrinthitis, and skates, launched on the descent of Gotthard, ice and snow can be addressed only after a mixed blessing by at least 3 ministers of different religions, the powerful rear drum brakes guarantee the thrill of risk even on dry roads and at low speeds, totally repairable by hand, in all its parts, by anyone with a forge and elementary notions of metallurgy and electricity.The most luxurious parts are made of authentic plastic, very rare of the 80. Accident-proof, it is capable of shredding any plastic car manufactured after 1990 to impact, and with 4 hammers it returns as new. I only sell to masochistic enthusiasts. (Clutch to be replaced) In Ingenio. To see it call. r Blue. "

We have added the full text, and transcribed as is, so that you can read it comfortably, although the announcement can be found on the website of milanuncios, with the reference 316462717. Or if you want to enter directly you can do so with this link: https: / /www.milanuncios.com/todoterreno-de-ocasion/land-rover-discovery-316462717.htm#fotos. To go looking for it, you have to go to the Canarian town of Ingenio, Gran Canaria. The auction

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