"The Russian national team has no equal in patience"

- Who is the player of the Russian national team who is the fastest to run up to the Federation tower in Moscow City?

- I think Igor Smolnikov.

- Which of the players of the national team is the most beautiful in the opinion of your surroundings?

- Honestly, I never discussed this issue with my environment.

- To whom of the national team players can you stop by at 6 in the morning for coffee without warning and not hear the reproach?

- I think, to Roma Zobnin or Ilya Kutepov.

- Who are the best players from the national team?

- If you take the national team sample of the World Cup, then Sergei Ignashevich.

- Who in the Russian team is always hungry?

- There is no such, everyone eats.

- Which of the collections follows fashion and trends and dresses the best?

- The brothers Alexey and Anton Miranchuk, Fedor Smolov.

- Which of the players of the national team is the biggest clean-up and pedant?

- At the base we live in rooms one by one, therefore it is difficult to follow this.

- How many times was Stanislav Cherchesov late for team meetings during the World Cup?

- Not once.

- What is the most reproach in the national team?

- Reproaches arise only about football moments. For example, for an error in training.

- In the car which of the players can fit most collections, if you do not follow the rules of the road?

- I think the biggest car in the team at the bus driver.

- Who from the national team solves problems and stands up for others more often?

- Before - captain, Igor Akinfeev.

- Which of the national football players most often smiling girls?

- Of course, now Artem Dzuba.

- In what Russian team would not be equal if she had not played football?

- I think in patience.

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“I wouldn't change the Certificate of Honor from the President of Russia for anything”

- Dilute the Palace Bridge is easier ...

- ... than to disassemble and assemble the rocket with eyes closed.

- If Dziuba joked without stopping, then ...

- ... and this is what happens.

- I want to score this season more than any Zenit striker, because ...

- …why not?

- Of all the cartoon characters, Zenit head coach Sergei Semak is most reminiscent of ...

“... of the Lion King.”

- If I were sent to double for a careless Like, then ...

- ... I always have the most careful likes.

- If Cristiano Ronaldo goes to Zenit, and Lionel Messi to Spartak, then ...

- ... they will be forced to leave Juventus and Barcelona.

- I would like to be like Andrei Arshavin in everything except one ...

- ... I would like to be myself.

- I would agree to spend two weeks on vacation with Cherchesov, if ...

- …hardly. When football players have a rest, coaches work.

- If in the official match they remove Andrei Lunev, Zenit will have no substitutions left, and Semak will ask you to stand at the gate ...

- ... I hope the defenders will not allow to punch on our goal.

- I prefer it when coaches scream in the changing room and not on the pitch, because ...

- ... it does not distract from the game!

- The most unexpected dialogue during a football match I had with ...

- ... an opponent player when I was still playing for Ural. He was interested, when I go to the top club?

- I would be happy to change the Certificate of Honor of the President of the Russian Federation to ...

- ... I wouldn't change anything.

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- If Vasily Utkin calls in “Egrisi” ...

- ... I will say that I recently extended my contract with Zenit.

- If you let your wife go in the company of ten friends ...

- ... then she is unlikely to go.

- If your son becomes a ballet dancer and will perform at the Mariinsky Theater ...

- ... it's cool, I will be proud of him.

- If I had the opportunity to meet with Viktor Tsoi, I would ask him ...

“... about how such brilliant songs were born to him.”