The Internet knows everything, knows everything, counts everything, weighs everything, remembers everything and sees through everything.

If it gets suspicious, something is wrong.

When word broke of the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' decision to nominate English actress Andrea Riseborough for one of the Oscars awarded on March 13 this year, namely for Best Actress, the net smelled the roast immediately: The film “To Leslie”, in which Riseborough made the allegedly award-winning performance, could only have been seen by a few people in the cinema, according to current net notorious ticket sales figures, so the nomination can only be the result of unfair influence on the eligible voters.

It's true that the category in question is about the "best", not the "most profitable" or "most admired" performance of its kind, but who pays attention to Andrea Dingeskirchen anyway?

Who knows her?

Only her peers, the internet replies, and they've championed her on social media -- people like Edward Norton and Gwyneth Paltrow.

You know anyway: favours, cliques, Stasi.

As always, the internet is right.

There is actually a campaign behind it.

Except that this cheating like billions like it has its origin and its base of operations on the Internet, as the Internet imagines in pardonable self-obsession, is not entirely true.

Rather, it was this newspaper you are reading that, back on April 10, 2013, was raving about Riseborough's performance in Joseph Kosinski's Oblivion, saying her gaze was "clear as glass, about to shatter," and it was the same organ where a remote fan followed suit on Jan. 29, 2014, claiming that the lady had demonstrated skills that were "well above average" at "restraining and unleashing character portrayal" in Henry Alex Rubin's film Disconnect , but that was not enough – a few months later, on August 28, 2014,

So for ten years this Frankfurt firebrand of crazy Riseborough fanaticism has been trying to foist her goddess on the world – and as vigilant as the internet is, this time the ominous woman has been pushed through to the Oscars list.

Twitter watch out!

This must not be repeated!

And while we're at it: how did Bob Dylan win the Nobel Prize for Literature and the hoopoe's choice as bird of the year 2022?

Enlightenment is necessary!