Armie Hammer's friends, concerned about the actor's family documentary: "They're going to crush him"
Great characters Armie Hammer and the chutzpah
That's how bad
House of Hammer
is , the documentary series that, based on Armie Hammer's already famous leaked messages,
mixes churras with merinas, false meritocracy with consented elitism
and a more than plausible
victim of sexual violence
with ladies he should drop their faces in shame.
One of them, before recounting her (presumed, very presumed) hell of hers, introduces herself as the founder of an
app
to go who knows what.
The series does not specify the advertising insert because poor girl, with the bad things that have happened to her, we are not going to take away the
opportunity to promote her business.
the other
witness
one of Hammer's sluts, the one who didn't get to see him face to face, closes her speech at
House of Hammer
by showing her works of art, collages inspired by her traumatic
online experience.
Along the way, in addition to the girl who
recounts four hours of rape,
we leave behind the tremendous story that opens when you dig a little bit into who Armie Hammer is.
And who is Armie Hammer?
Well, in addition to a failed movie star, the last link in a family saga of millionaire men, spoiled, despotic and wild.
Armie took to treating
women
fatally (note: not to be confused with mistreating, we know each other)
and setting up a version of
BDSM sex that has to do with BDSM the same as her ruinous movies with making money.
But there they were, the one from the app and the one from the art,
fantasizing about playing that "bad boy from Hollywood"
your passport to a better life.
Who is anyone to judge them for having seen such an opportunity.
If a star enters you, don't you give it a chance?
Well, of course you give it to him.
And of course you try not to realize that he is a cretin, a sociopath and a man who confuses bondage
with tying you up rough and hard sex
with screwing you for no reason.
"I thought it was love,"
says the app girl (Courtney Vucekovich her name is) in
House of Hammeri
a person, a thing, a collection of holes, an Instagram profile with which to exchange dirty messages.
Raise your hand who can reveal, as in
those comedies of posh couples
that are in fashion now, their private messages.
Whoever is willing to let others snoop on their
,
,
Telegram
or [insert the latest discreet and supposedly secure messaging app here] should take a step forward.
I see hands raised, I see steps forward.
But I also see a lot of hypocrisy and confusion between, as Gloria Allred says in House of Hammer, sexual perversion and crime.
Allred, a media lawyer who
represents the woman allegedly raped
by Armie Hammer (her name is Effie), is the one who uses the terminology
"bad boy of Hollywood" in the series
to refer to the actor.
Obviously, a beast of the courts like her will lean as much as she can on the statements of Courtney Vucekovich and the collage girl (Julia Morrison is her name), if that helps him win her trial.
The center of the parallel process, the media one,
is not four (FOUR) hours of rape
, but a famous name and a pile of documents without any validity.
House of Hammer brings together many of those documents into a
childishly morbid and morally disturbing narrative.
Because when hypocrisy and puritanism come cheering through the front door, justice, decency and sanity discreetly go out the back.
Both doors are opened by the same people: people like the men in the Hammer family.
And the memes that, consumed by a culture of celebrity and exposure that has lost its way, lose it too.
I hope Courtney does well with her app and Julia with her collages.
But above all I hope Effie does well.
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