Carlos Vives: "I no longer have an erotic myth because I married her"

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With 14 Latin Grammys and two Americans, the Colombian

artists

of music in Spanish.

He has been singing to love and his roots for more than 35 years, which has led him to record

and go on various tours, such as the last one - called

- with which he performed, with great success, Marbella, Cádiz, Murcia and Madrid.

"We have finished our European tour and we can only say 'thank you!'

and everything that seems simple is definitely the most important thing," he said this August, before flying across the pond ... But not before answering

.

A questionnaire that made her sweat "the cold drop", after revealing secrets such as which famous Spanish woman she has fantasized about...

cold

What makes you ice cream? A slush of cola with milk.

[some kind of granita] What makes you yawn?

The lack of oxygen in the brain.

When do you need a cold shower? After walking a few blocks [streets] in Seville, during the summer.

Who is the coolest person you have ever met?

My son Pedro is relaxed and always ready for anything, he does not cause any problems.

What garment do you find anti-lust?

I don't believe in anti-lust garments, I think there are some women who are anti-lust.

What is the worst attack against masculine and feminine aesthetics?

The combination of black pants with white stockings or a "big nose" thong as we say in my country... And for women, nothing beats a burqa.

Your most ridiculous date?

It was like when I was 17 years old, I pretended to be an Argentine soccer player, because the girl loved it.

The hardest thing was keeping my accent and I had to run away [laughs].

What is the compliment with which you have felt the coldest?

One that has happened to me several times: a woman in front of her husband says "oh, with you I would be the only one with whom I would be unfaithful to my husband" and it went by... Swallow me earth!

What makes you cry like a little child? Remembering my dad's death.

What is the strangest habit he has? Watching television while chewing ice.

If I weren't a singer... I'd have a small hotel in Santa Marta to serve people.

What makes you cry like a little child? Remembering my dad's death.

What is the strangest habit he has? Watching television while chewing ice.

If I weren't a singer... I'd have a small hotel in Santa Marta to serve people.

What makes you cry like a little child? Remembering my dad's death.

What is the strangest habit he has? Watching television while chewing ice.

If I weren't a singer... I'd have a small hotel in Santa Marta to serve people.

tempered

What makes you lose your temperance? Bad intentions.

And what to raise the temperature?

Slander, injustice.

From your own experience, could you tell me why fans find singers sexy?

There are no reasons... The one who is sexy is sexy [laughs].

Turbo swimsuit, yes or no?

Only for swimming in the pool and sunbathing... But it is forbidden to go for a walk with it!

Are you a fan of comprehensive hair removal?

In himself and in others.

I think he only looks at women.

Thank God, I'm hairless.

Do you sleep in pajamas or as God brought you into the world?

Depends on how the day ends.

In pajamas, naked and even dressed.

With what flavor would you mix a festive erotic moment?

With the taste of kisses.

What is your biggest temptation?

A French toast, some churros with chocolate or a nougat ice cream.

What music do you listen to to warm up?

How about something like

?

And what song helps you lower that temperature?

[a typical Colombian vallenato, which he popularized in 1993]. What things agitate you?

Not having time for the simple things in life.

Who is the erotic myth of him?

I no longer have a myth, because I married her.

Would she fall in love or have an affair with a person with an ideology contrary to hers?

Yes, love knows no ideologies.

When was the last time she repented?

It was a few minutes ago, while answering this questionnaire.

Who is the most handsome man in Spain?

Do you envy him?

There are many handsome men in Spain and if I have to choose one, it could be Alejandro Sanz.

But I can't be envious of him, because I love him very much and, besides, he's very good people with me.

HOT

When does he suffocate?

In the absence of common sense, which is what would help us understand each other between the differences.

What part of the opposite sex do you notice?

In the tail [the ass].

The best kiss you've ever given?

I exempt myself from answering it... You would have to ask her!

Do you miss any of her ex?

I remember them, but I don't miss them.

If you were Michelangelo and needed to sculpt a human body, who would you choose as your model?

My wife.

What is the most indecent proposal she has ever received?

There is something that happens to me in those songs: we gentlemen lose our memories.

What is the episode of your life that you are most embarrassed to tell?

That I wet the bed until... I can't say any more!

When does size matter?

When paying the bill.

With which famous Spanish would you have a summer roll?

Although I'm not here to go on summer rolls, for the imagination yes... There is an actress whose last name is very similar to my father's second last name [Luis Aurelio Vives Echeverría] and I could imagine myself dancing with her one night, in a great palace alone, with the dresses of

.... Her name begins with P [comments smiling about Paula Echevarría].

With whom is it more successful: with the female or male audience?

As a man, with women.

But as an artist, I am of all audiences.

Would you have a thing with a fan?

I already have two children with her!

The best trick to not fall into boredom in sex?

Do not use tricks or clichés.

What is the sense that she uses the most to get into a situation?

The view.

A good night ends how?

Sleeping soundly.

What can be better than an orgasm?

Two.

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