This week Angela Merkel finally got an overview of the Bundestag. Instead of sitting on the government bench, the Chancellor took a seat high up in the visitors' gallery. Merkel now has time for something like this because the Federal President had previously dismissed her in accordance with all the rules of the constitution. However, their potential successors are not ready yet. Therefore, Merkel now has to rule in the extension. She has officially been in office since Tuesday, which is why our friends from the Reich Citizens' Group immediately saw their boldest prophecies confirmed: The Federal Republic is a GmbH! Once again typical that Merkel only comes out with the truth at the very end. However, we still have doubts about the evidence: Just because the Kaiserreich was a juice shopshould today's Germany be a company?

Penalty shootout for the Chancellery?

Stefan Locke

Correspondent for Saxony and Thuringia based in Dresden.

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But what happens if the traffic light is still not green after the extension, in order to introduce a completely new language image into political reporting? Will there then be a shootout at the Chancellery? Whoever bolts the windows of the Chancellor's office first is allowed in? And who would have the greatest chance in this case? The woody Scholz, the hoarse Lindner or the philosophizing Habeck, who in Berlin whispers that he can read a game? Oh, how do we miss the good old field! No, not the horse, but Gerhard Schröder. But the former Chancellor is no longer the same, he has recently preferred to go golfing. How he came up with this idea is a mystery to us, because not even Vladimir Putin does that. Which in turn already has a lot of clubs.

No, when things turn out differently than expected, we use the first motto of the old, wise football teacher Dragoslav Stepanovic: "Lebbe goes weida." For the CDU and CSU, for example, from now on in the opposition.

And maybe soon for Merkel in (a) pension.

The future chancellor, as we know from her always lush home stories, likes it down-to-earth.

Just like the people in the Ore Mountains who carve day in and day out (please google).

Some enterprising managing directors from Seiffen have already portrayed Merkel in wood, including a colored blazer and familiar diamond, and equipped them with a smoke foot before the end of their office.

Rude awakening after delivery

The natural product, correctly called “Incense Smoker Angela Merkel” in the Ore Mountains region, has been disappearing from the federal budget like scouring money, err tax money, since its market launch. If you order now, you can hope for delivery in February at the earliest. Everyone who wants to see the Merkel-Mann smoke immediately are once again dependent on the Internet. The biggest of the trading giants there recently not only had the smoking Merkel in stock, but also on a special offer, which made fan hearts and their owners strike. The rude awakening came with the delivery, which by no means met the strict quality standards of the Merkel maniacs. Even the packaging was "shabby", one of them said in the Chemnitz newspaper "Freie Presse". And then the workmanship would have looked “sloppy” and the wood would have looked “cheap”.In addition, incorrect color areas, and only then the diamond hands: From Sprelacart! Can you believe it ?!

Is nothing sacred to the Chinese anymore?

For Merkel's opponents, it was immediately clear: even in wood, women are by no means to be trusted.

They couldn't even light a fire under Mogel-Merkel's buttocks, because contrary to what was promised, there was no space for incense cones in this figure.

A look at the label then revealed that they had bought a Far Eastern fake (Manga brand?) Instead of an original Eastern product.

Isn't there anything sacred to the Chinese?

Managing worldwide as you are, you have literally interpreted the name Angela Melkel in your favor.

The incarnate Merkel, on the other hand, now has to take over this year's FRG annual financial statements because her authorized signatory has already said goodbye to the public.

"Sorry for mistakes," wrote Peter Altmaier.

"Do it well & better." Presumably he had not only been looking at the quality of the smoking process.