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Everyone wants to have sex at its best, but it’s unrealistic to expect it.

When it comes to bumps, it’s worth remembering that good sex skills also include humor, acceptance, and tact.

We listed the most typical blunders.

1. Little aspirants

Once upon a time, the restaurant came to celebrate with a partner.

There had been a spark in the air for a long time that night.

Then there was the fuss.

I was a little hurried at the time, there was terrible squabbling.

I was like a child in a candy store.

Of course, the hop state had its effect.

In all that intoxication, I managed to wiggle my partner’s head hard against the radiator next to the wall.

A decent bump was heard, and in the morning little Patti grew to his head.

But it was fun.

- Man, 22

2. Being surprised

I was with my boyfriend at the time with a guy for the night.

When I woke up in the morning I was put down, and it was thought that now they would not come in without knocking (slept in the living room).

The guy did knock, but he also came in right away.

We were literally caught on top of a cluster.

The guy just said that clear, go ahead, took whatever he was looking for, and pulled the door behind him.

- Woman, 33

3. Solo sex stupor

I had photographed myself years ago on camera practicing solo sex - as if to test what it looked like.

I rewound to the beginning of the tape, and started recording everyday stuff on it.

I had photographed renovating a new apartment, but it hadn’t covered the entire solo sex act.

Then I showed the guys what our apartment looks like.

The only consolation is that “it” didn’t have time to show up for a long time.

- Man, 42

4. When nothing goes really well ...

Once upon a time, a random man went all the way to the trees.

I lived with my roommate then.

He had a cat.

Well, the man was allergic to cats, and started coughing and couldn’t breathe.

Apparently, however, he wanted to get the job done, so he started “pounding” so hard that he ended up with blood from the lower end.

Not seen after that anymore.

- Woman, 27

5. It was just so embarrassing

My boyfriend and I were feverishly waiting for his father to go to the store.

We thought we could hear the door, so we took action - loudly.

Later, however, we heard a talk from the living room, and the next day my boyfriend’s father had brought condoms to the table in my boyfriend’s room.

It’s still super embarrassing to think about this.

- Woman, 29

6. Unintentional sounds

I would giggle three times during the same act.

It was really embarrassing.

Although it didn't seem to bother the woman.

The other was when I took off my shirt and the tits came out, I accidentally got “Wau” out of my mouth.

The woman tore to laugh.

- Man, 29

Once upon a time, when I was young, I was meant to sigh really sexy during an orgasm, with my head bent backwards.

The result was something of a really weird sounding chorus, almost like gargling.

Whether it's really sexy sounding.

- Woman, 40

7. In the midst of all menstruation

I was in a strange city hotel for the night.

I was browsing Tinder, and I bongas a nice man from there.

The man wanted to come to the hotel even though I told him I was spending half a day.

Well the man arrived at the hotel and we had sex.

When I left in the morning, the Japanese flag-looking sheets were left in the room.

Shame.

- Woman, 22

I had ended up at the hotel with a man after the bar and he gave me oral sex after which I had sex.

When I woke up in the morning, I noticed in a terrible darra that the whole bed was in the blood including the man’s face.

- Woman, 28

8. Wrong hit

Legendary wrong hole.

Luckily, the slider was busy a moment earlier, so it didn't slip dry.

The wife startled, and pushed away, causing myself to fall toward the wardrobe.

The cupboard still fell on its bum over the soothing wife.

- Man, 30

My husband and I had sex in our drunken heads.

After several minutes, I asked if you feel good.

My spouse to make me feel better if I was inside.

I had always pulled into the crotch with satisfaction.

- Man, 51

9. Blunt comments

When a one-night thing (and longtime friend) said among the sex, I'm a lot heavier than her ex.

I was at the lower limits of my normal weight, and the situation was not the best for commenting on the weight.

The friendship ended there.

- Woman, 29

10. The condom disappeared

The wrinkle was too small.

It came off in the middle of it all.

Stayed inside the partner.

I came just then.

It was then dug in and wondered what to do if she got pregnant.

I was a 23-year-old student, he was a 21-year-old student.

After all, it was completely clear.

- Man, 48

We had passionate sex, and after the act, we noticed that the condom had dropped from the trip.

It had slipped away, and left in her vagina.

We tried to dig with our finger, but it didn’t come off until the next day.

- Man, 47

11. When seriously hurt

I was in a really aroused state riding on top of my husband.

I moved too high, causing the penis to slip out of my vagina, but I didn’t immediately notice it, I continued to move.

The result is a broken penis and shocking shame.

- Woman, 46

12. You can't laugh at this

Sometimes it got crazy in a side relationship with a young big-breasted woman in a car.

I didn’t notice the car’s engine temperature rising, and the car’s expansion tank exploded in the middle of it all.

The thing is still laughing.

- Man, 41

For a little Christmas, I ended up in bed at the hotel with a woman from a neighboring company.

He was quite a beast, and according to the feedback I received later, the colleagues in the next room had laughed at that scream.

- Man, 46

13. Alcohol played a part in the matter

After a bar night, we went to the man’s guy’s couch for the night, and he really wanted sex.

After putting on the condom, the guy turned me on.

- Woman, 30