Recently, friends told me, "Have you seen? Now there's a new Hamburg commissioner on TV, that's like you!" At first I was startled. Not because my friends seem to be watching the ZDF evening program, but because I've been Sarah Khan, a native of Hamburg, for 48 years. Of course, a name is not a protected trademark, unless you are called Michael Kors, Billy Boy or Kermit the Frog, my sincere condolences to all their namesakes.