Posturing is not just teenagers on Instagram. So is it from adult politicians who make their public appearances a good- natured show to ssssssuper natural.
Nor can we circumscribe it to social networks. Posturing is a marketing strategy, public communication. Tacky my brigade .
The last thing in posturing is to take the children to the peanuts. Sorry. Porting in the peanuts. Or better: make manis the hot spot to go before having a snack. Conclusion: manis are the new engine market .
I clarify old parents or non-parents: porting is to carry your baby in a backpack or in a scarf as a nursing mother and coffee picker . A super useful and beneficial art because it reinforces the bond between parents and children, and blah blah blah.
Eye, it is an extensive trend among modern and not-so-modern people. Undoubtedly, porting makes life easier for those who have several children and lack hands or cars , but also for those who have only one baby but is especially crying. The kangaroo method or skin with calm skin in general (in fact I would, I would ride my husband's horse, but I think I'm a little fat).
They are also widely used by hiking families because of not loading the field with the wheels of the stroller. [A late mother of asphalt speaks]
I confess that it creates addiction to take your puppy like a koala , hugging the two at all times. That is why I have been envious to see Pablo Iglesias and Irene Montero mastering the technique. Porting has never been good for me. I never managed to tie my handkerchief correctly, nor did I learn to securely fasten my backpack. I think I used it twice. My matron was desperate. It is true that a mastitis of hell did not allow me to focus on that need, so it has been a little late to try to reduce my moved offspring to that space, not to mention that I am not fit to endure much walking with 9 kilos more (than I have left over), however ergonomic the design may be.
Excuse me for this personal badge. I find it hard to believe that Alberto Garzón's girl likes to go in a backpack, since she is already more than a year old and at that age the children are lizards and are thrown head to the ground at all times. I think her father likes to take her and in the campaign ... oh and in the campaign ... it is ideal. Daddy, daddy cool ... What would Boney M. say. Well, that. Porting is the revolution of childcare .
Because there are those who make this technique a declaration of intent, which leads to those great prejudices that I love to dissect.
Babies lulled in a porting scarf are super cute if they go with their nursing mom. But if it is his father who wears it or the child goes in day pajamas ...: SUSPECTED to be pihippy or the more 15M branch of Podemos. [Appreciation: I like children dressed in classic babies, skirt included, and Carolina Bescansa too, loose verse of the formation. Yes, I am horrified by those children dressed as Manu Chao from the cradle, in black or cowboy clothes].
Babies in Babyjorn or Manducca backpack : SUSPECTED to have voting parents of the PSOE or Citizens but withstand little. They are immediately transferred to the scissor chair.
Babies in an expensive Stokke, Concord or Bugaboo type cart (usually driven by their caregiver): SUSPECTED from having right-wing parents.
Babies in random cart driven by grandparents : SUSPECTED of parents who pass these bullshit and are not clear about the vote.
By the way, is the father of Greta Thunberg , who was sure to be a baby of scarf, is Pablo Iglesias?
Now seriously: to take the children to the demonstrations, well wrong. Well taught in everything from babies ... Even for a good cause, such as the weather emergency ... The crowds panic! And besides, is this not to be exposed equally?
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