When I was 14, my aunt Carmen, who was an aunt with godmother pretensions, invited me to a cruise as a reward for my good grades. Actually they were not so good, because I had suspended the work and I have not approved them yet. I say this without shame: to make eyelets is my pending subject.

That Mediterranean cruise was the first traveling experience of my life. On the boat I met an Italian boy from a good family, I think I remember the son of a devaluated count. Judging by a photo I keep, the boy looked like Íñigo Errejón , because he was tall, skinny and wearing glasses. I liked him a little, but he never found out.

If I bring up that cruise it is because many years later I realize the metaphorical value contained in his memory: it was the same route of the Open Arms. At that time there was no Lampedusa, or it existed but did not appear on the maps. Now, on the other hand, there is a lot of news on the news.

Lampedusa is a piece of arid land about the size of a box of aspirin torn from North Africa. About seven thousand people live on the island, not counting those who have vomited the sea on their shores and now suffer their cursed exile there.

I have started talking about a time when the countries of the African continent had not yet rebelled to their own destiny. It would be later when they learned (on TV) that there was a place under the sun and left their villages to look for it. Now it's different. In the last quarter of a century, Africa rises in mass towards the north, where there is a sea that engulfs the disinherited of the world and then returns their bodies to the coasts where tourists smeared with sun-creams with high protection factor graze.

Oscar Camps is the fashion man. Don't get me wrong There have always been fashionable men: film actors, soccer players, rock idols ... At the time, even Hitler was a fashionable man. And Matteo Salvini let's not say. Badly compared, Salvini is like Richard Gere but vice versa. He wants to be head of government because the positions of vice president and interior minister are small. That is why he asks the deputies to move the ass of their armchairs and take action as soon as possible.

Marcos de Quinto is an occasional cutlet and urgent graffiti artist: he writes his garbage on Twitter toilets

Speaking of Interior ministers, we must see how much I miss Rubalcaba . It is precisely in the Ministry of Interior that the value of a politician is best reflected. In the case of Salvini we do not see the worth anywhere, but he has been determined to shake the parliamentary shaker and provoke early elections. I don't know why if he sends more than Giuseppe Conte . Desire to roll it ... It has been demonstrated in the Open Arms crisis, and will continue to do so as long as it has the strength to repudiate migrants.

By the way, Vice Carmen Calvo has been accused by Open Arms of sowing the doubt by saying in the Being that the ship could enter Malta and yet it went to Italy. Afterwards, Open Armas has added that judging by words and deeds, it is noted that the Spanish Government has no intention of fixing the problem.

Let us not forget. This summer's party program includes a selection of characters that have made merit to qualify for the title of Mr. Wet T-shirt. The last candidate, if I remember correctly, is the Millonetis Marcos de Quinto , one of the star signings of C's, which threatens to stagger Rivera himself.

Fifth, in addition to an occasional cutlet and urgent graffiti artist (writes his garbage on the walls of Twitter toilets) he disqualified the other days the refugees of the Open Arms by calling them "well-eaten" passengers. His party has responded by saying that he does not value personal tweets. We'll see how the mambo ends.

All of these are consequences of wanting to fill the matches with mogollón, like the Tokyo subway, without giving people a test of compatibility or common sense. Even Leticia Dolera herself , actress and film director with a feminist reputation (she is the Spanish with more accelerated courses on the subject) has had the courage to respond to De Quinto with a feeling of commiseration that leaves him at the height of a child . In addition, Dolera has had the rennet to hang a photo in which she appears wearing black panties with the Feminazi inscription on the back. With them he has walked through the Lavapiés festivities.

Two men complete the repertoire of alpha males with De Quinto. One is the former constitutional magistrate Enrique López , signed by Isabel Díaz Ayuso for the position of Counselor of Justice of the Community of Madrid. This judge is known for his constant status as ex. Namely: Silvia Jato's ex-boyfriend, former motorist fined for exceeding the allowed alcohol rate, in addition to skipping a red light and not wearing a helmet. His name is Enrique López and he seems to like risk situations. Díaz Ayuso can now start touching wood. He will need it.

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