TUESDAY
CARPETS
The PSOE spokesman in the Congress of Deputies,
Patxi López
, comes out to give all the explanations for the
Mediator case,
each one worse.
Instead of trying to drive away suspicions, his justifications poker becomes an invitation to the judge to charge the entire parliamentary group:
1. Worse is
Núñez Feijoo
.
His greatest sin compared to Pedro Sánchez was revealed hours later in
Al Rojo Vivo
by the PSOE spokesperson in the Senate,
Eva Granados
: "Either carpets are covered, or carpets are expelled."
2. There are no more deputies involved... «as far as we know».
3. "What else will it give?" López released to
Susanna Griso
to refuse to give the names of the 15 deputies who went to a dinner with the Tito
Berni
gang of prostitution, drugs and bites .
The PSOE has set the bar for corruption so high that it has turned all socialists who dine into suspects
, which has led many deputies to proclaim their innocence on social networks recounting the intestinal benefits of their intermittent fasting.
4. Quick reaction.
In 16 hours they fired a deputy who had been in his service for more than 16 months, presuming that they also did not know what that service consisted of.
Corruption in the PSOE will end when its efficiency to expel is similar to its efficiency to sign
.
"Make it happen", I now read on an electoral poster for
Tito Berni in
the 2019 PSOE campaign, which is well worth it for those catalogs that say that the plot was passed on at their parties.
WEDNESDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Birthday in Ibiza of one of the best friends of the dwarf.
A seven-year-old boy born in Sri Lanka, the son of a German born in Colombia, raised in Japan, and whose short working life has been spent in a London auction house before becoming a yoga teacher.
At the dwarf's school there are more yoga teachers than mothers.
Lur says that it is the euphemism for "I touch the
figa
".
The boy's father is a Scottish nobleman.
The event takes place in a small hotel near a beach, owned by an Italian billionaire married to an Irish actor who appears in superhero movies.
My son has what is called a cosmopolitan life.
We still don't know why.
In Ibiza this kind of event is classified as high risk.
There is a moment in the life of every man, or rather, there is an amount of money in the life of every man, in which if you are Spanish you invest in housing, but if you are from a country in northern Europe you suffer a temporary crisis in which you want to change the world, and above all for the better.
That's why there was a playground built with garbage.
Authentic works of art executed with rusty iron, and ideal for children, as long as you have tetanus syringes handy, and someone who knows how to give stitches.
Also a carpeted, pot-smoked teepee.
And a recycling workshop whose balance was an injured child with
second degree burns on the palms of both hands.
using one of the four silicone hot guns that were at his service.
"Best birthday of my life," said the dwarf.
THURSDAY
'PAM'
"It is impossible to talk about anything that happens to us," announces the Secretary of State for Equality,
Ángela Rodríguez
Pam
, aware that we only talk about things that happen to her.
The last one: "For me it is scandalous that 75% of girls and young women in our country who say they prefer penetration to self-stimulation."
You fuck badly, girls, he came to say what already seems like a Gustirrinín Secretary of State,
that if he really gets us all to fuck well, few seem to me the 123,694 euros per year that we pay him.
Some have wanted to see in the phrase another insane, sick and illegitimate interference of the Government in the sexual life of its citizens, who of course never freely choose what they like but are victims of the patriarchy, which does not allow them to be victims of Pam
either
.
Not me, because as my friend
Pablo Pombo
accuses me, I try to dig up every last loophole in the human soul, and perhaps we are facing a call for help from a high office, victim of his infinite capacity to talk about sex without love.
FRIDAY
ACHRAF
News in the
Alves
case
.
After learning that the former PSG player
Achraf Hakimi
is also being investigated for rape, his wife decides to get divorced and then delete her Instagram photos, as if to make it more real, which leads me to consult mine:
- And if they investigate me?
- I divorce.
- But if I tell you I'm innocent.
- No, no, I'm getting divorced.
- But I look more guilty that way.
- I don't care, I'm sure you've done something.
- And if it happens to the dwarf?
- There are many pigs and many liars.
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