Chinanews.com, Beijing, January 24th (Liu Yue) The sound of firecrackers marks the end of the year, and the spring breeze brings warmth into Tusu.
On this occasion of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, Xiaoxin turns on the time machine and gathers the great poets together. Regardless of whether you are a poet, a poet, or a poet, you are all here. Let’s have a happy new year. !
Shock! Su Dongpo and Yang Wanli quarreled
Unexpectedly, Su Shi, Yang Wanli, and Yuan Mei began to express their opinions before the words of Xiaoxin's meeting were over - for the New Year's Eve dinner menu.
Su Shi twisted his beard: "Slow fire, less water, my Su's unique Dongpo meat tastes the best!"
Yang Wanli snorted softly: "Vulgar, cloying! Plum blossoms dipped in sugar, how elegant it is, it should be obvious!"
"And let you open your eyes." Yuan Mei held up the "Suiyuan Food List" written by herself, "Bean sprouts and bird's nest can make people move their index fingers!"
Xiaoxin complained: Children only make choices, so adults can’t have everything!
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When Su Shi was demoted to Huangzhou, the local people had a tradition of eating braised pork during New Year’s Eve, so he wrote "Ode to Pork" in one
stroke
.
Blindly famous delicacy "Dongpo Pork".
At that time, Su Shi was so shy that he could only feast on the cheap pork, but he was in a good mood,
"Get up in the morning and eat two bowls, and the family is full."
Yang Wanli was even worse, struggling on the line of food and clothing .
In "Night Drinking and Chewing Plum Blossoms with White Sugar", the poverty-stricken households still laugh at themselves, "Mr. is poor like a
hungry
mosquito, and his saliva flows to the root of his thin shin."
calf root.
Well, two of the three are poor, and the remaining one is a rich landlord—Yuan Mei said that brother is rich, brother is quite rich, brother has manuscript fees and royalties, and can afford delicacies from mountains and seas:
"The bean sprouts are soft and crunchy...can be served with bird's nest , match soft with soft, match white with white."
Liu Zongyuan Dark Cuisine Lover
Among the three gourmets coming and going, Liu Zongyuan weakly raised his hand, "How about we get some stalactites to eat... or toads?"
His good friend Han Yu helplessly raised his forehead, "You, Liuhe River, are the only one who regards toad as a delicacy."
Xiaoxin complained: Mrs. Liu Zongyuan, if you celebrate Chinese New Year, don’t serve dark dishes on the table! ! !
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Liu Zongyuan, Mr. Hedong, loves dark cuisine. Before and after he was demoted to Yongzhou, he wrote a "Book on Stalactites with Cui Raozhou" to Cui Jian, thinking that good stalactites are delicate and pure, and can make people happy after eating.
In addition, Liu Zongyuan also ate toads.
According to the research of later generations, the "toad" here most likely refers to not only frogs, but also toads.
My good friend Han Yu once questioned his soul about this in "Answer to Liuzhou Liuzhou Eating Shrimp", "Although the two strands are long, the ridges are chapped...but what is the king's answer, sweet food is better than a leopard", to the effect: Although the toad's Two legs are long, but the back is full of pimples, you eat this stuff so deliciously, I don't know what kind of delicacy you think it is!
Drinking is a thing of the past
There are flowers and moons, poetry and snow, how can there be no wine?
It is a great pleasure in life to have a fight over wine at the New Year's Eve dinner, but it is also difficult to agree on the question of what kind of wine to drink.
Bai Juyi took the lead,
"Green Ant's new fermented grain wine, red clay small stove.
I think the newly brewed rice wine is very good!"
Wang Han raised his hand,
"Smash the frosty black crystal, the spring waves are shining and the warm glow is born. Those who celebrate
the Chinese New Year must drink wine of course!"
Yan Shu suggested,
"Green plums are fresh when boiled in wine, and
plum wine relieves greasy and nourishes health. It is very good."
Xiaoxin complained: I have said it all, why can't I have it all! ! !
Li Bai, who was in charge of drinking and drinking, smiled slightly and raised his hand to raise his glass, "It doesn't matter what kind of wine you drink, what matters is when and where you drink with whom. I wish you all a happy new year and all the best. Let's hang on the clouds and sail to help the sea."
Du Fu was holding a cup and waiting eagerly, "Come on, brother Taibai, I will be the first to respect you..." The whole "Li Bai Da Tang Support Club President Du Fu Chasing Star Site.jpg".
Xiaoxin complained: Brother Du Fu, this is a New Year's Eve dinner, not a fan meeting!
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There is no poetry without wine, and there are hundreds of poems with wine.
"Poetry Immortal" Li Bai is addicted to alcohol, and he can drink too much.
He once determined to show off 300 cups every day and drink enough for 100 years
.
Literati, if you drink too much, you love artistic creation.
According to records, there are more than two hundred works related to "wine" and "drunkness" in Li Bai's works, and there are many famous sentences through the ages such as "Wine will drink
, don't stop drinking", "A jug of wine among flowers, drink alone without a blind date"
.
Du Fu wrote in "The Song of the Eight Immortals in Drinking":
"Li Baidou's 100 poems on wine, he went to sleep in a restaurant in Chang'an City. The emperor can't get on the boat, and he claims to be a minister of wine."
Brother Du Fu, you are worthy of Li Bai's backing of the Tang Dynasty President, blowing rainbow farts is a set.
I didn't expect you to be like this Li Qingzhao
How can there be no entertainment activities in a happy New Year with Harmony and Music Orchestra?
Li Qingzhao stood guarding the mahjong table and shouted, "One lacks three, one lacks three, on the mahjong table, who dares to meet me, Lay Yi An!"
Wang Anshi and Ouyang Xiu were in a hurry: I declined it!
Xiaoxin complained: Li · Eternal Poet · King of Horse Fighting · Collectors · Qingzhao, you are my only sister!
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No one would have guessed that Li Qingzhao
, who is good at boudoir grievance poems and writes
"I know if I know it or not, should be green, fat, red and thin" , actually loves gambling and is a good player.
Li Qingzhao once said in his own words:
"My nature likes gambling, and all the so-called bloggers are addicted to it, and they forget to eat and sleep day and night." The
translation is: my sister is born to love game games, and she becomes dizzy when she plays them.
Not only that, but she also wrote a "Preface to the Picture of Horse Fighting".
"Horse playing" is the name of a game popular in the Song Dynasty. Later generations say it is similar to flying chess, and it is closely related to mahjong.
At the end of the book, Li Qingzhao said calmly:
"Thousands of generations later, knowing the fate and resigning from the horse, began with the layman Yi'an."
Good guy, but Li Qingzhao is a "sparrow saint" if he was born more than a thousand years later, and he still has a theoretical basis.
Wen Tingyun Liu Yong against Xin Qiji?
After eating and drinking, the poets expressed that they would come to some programs to add to the fun.
Xin Qiji ignored Wen Tingyun and Liu Yong's unreasonable request to find a group of beauties to perform singing and dancing, and resolutely arranged sword dancing on the program list, and waved his hand: "This is what tough guys should watch!"
Xiaoxin complained: Wen Tingyun, Liu Yong, stop making trouble, you two can't beat him.
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"Looking at the sword with the light on while drunk, dreaming back to the company of blowing horns."
Xin Qiji, a fierce man in the literary world of the Southern Song Dynasty, has an unbelievably high force value.
Hong Mai described his bravery in "Jiaxuan Ji":
"Leading fifty riders with bare hands, and bound them among fifty thousand people, like holding a cunning rabbit."
Get on the horse and hit the strong Hu, and get off the horse to draft the military letter.
To put it simply, what he can write is better than him, and what he writes better than him is better than him, which makes people lose their temper.
Compared with Xin Qiji, these two are more or less unscrupulous——Wen Tingyun, the originator of Huajian, wrote Liu Sanbian's lyrics according to the order.
Wen Tingyun loves beauties, and is also good at writing beauties. "Su Xiaoxiaoge" and "Zhang Jingwan's Song of Picking Lotus" are widely sung,
"Holding the moon and floating smoke for a foot, the musk navel and dragon marrow are tender and tender",
beautiful and fragrant. Unlimited reverie.
Liu Yong even left a lot of erotic words,
"Take off the clothes, indulge in unlimited love", "The power of wine is getting stronger, and the mandarin ducks are embroidered in red waves", "Yingying stands on the back of the silver, but says you but sleep first"
... ...Good guy, there are all scenes that cannot be broadcast. Liu Yongda really deserves to be the number one old driver in the Song Dynasty, with an amazing speed.
Du Mu is very romantic, Wang Wei is helpless
For such a grand event, the press corps must be indispensable.
Xiaoxin sent Du Mu and Wang Wei who were good at writing and painting.
Under the plum blossom tree, Cai Wenji and Zhuo Wenjun were sitting and playing the piano, while Du Mu folded a fan to cover his face, and tilted his head to strike up a conversation: "Du Muzhi, in Xiajing Zhaowannian, what are the names of the two girls, are they married?"
Wang Wei, who was holding a camera at the side, rolled his eyes, "Du Muzhi, please respect yourself for the New Year's Eve!"
Xiaoxin complained: Du Mu, I asked you to interview two talented women in a serious manner, not to flirt with girls! ! !
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Cai Wenji and Zhuo Wenjun are both famous talented women in history, who are proficient in poetry and prose, and are good at rhythm.
Du Mu is a veteran in the field of love and moon, lingering in brothels and restaurants day and night, and romantic affairs emerge in endlessly: for example, the romantic rumors with Zhang Haohao and Du Qiuniang
;
Dream of Yangzhou, won the self-evaluation
of "The Brothel's Bo Xingming" .
Compared with Du Mu, Wang Wei's emotional experience is like an "ascetic monk".
His wife died when he was just in his thirties, and he never continued for the rest of his life.
Interestingly, even though the love is deep, there are very few love poems written by Wang Wei. The famous "Lovesickness",
"Red beans grow in the southern country, and a few branches come in spring. May you pick more, this thing is the most lovesick"
is written by Wang Wei. It was written by my friend Li Guinian, so this poem is also called "Gifts to Li Guinian from the River".
Noisy is noisy, noisy is noisy, laughing and cursing are all articles.
Finally, I would like to send you a family portrait of the poets for the new year. In the new year, I wish everyone can be like them, depending on who is who, what you love, whether you like it or not, and everything is suitable for you.
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Drawing: Special artist Zhai Tianyi