Day sex in the jungle camp.

In the Telekolleg "Samenstau" we learn today: In the Katzenberger household, everyday life seems to consist of a single series of countless opportunities to sleep together.

There is no other explanation for the fact that Lucas Cordalis (Daniela Katzenberger's husband) falls into testosterone madness after just under 150 hours in the jungle camp: "I don't know how long you can endure without sex at all".

Of course, RTL does not provide any detailed shots of the tense situation in Lucas' tight jungle shorts in an FSK 12 format, but it can be assumed that one no longer has to speak of a morning lattice, but rather of a morning garden fence.

No one in the camp knows off the bat how to get around this hormone blockage.

Everyone leaves Lucas hanging.

Although... oh, never mind.

Maybe the other sex is just not that important.

Especially not Djamila Rowe.

The full-time embassy bitch recently reported on a talkative night around the campfire that he last had sex around the time NDW veteran Markus Mörl had his last hit.

Cecilia Asoro (is in the current "Playboy") and Gigi Birofio (is currently in Playboy) weren't even born then.

Well, neither are most of Djamila's body parts.

Since Djamila was chief physician at Dr.

Summer team, she brings a valuable medical aspect to the discourse: "If men don't have sex for a long time, the testicles hurt." Gigi can also confirm this: "If you don't have sex, pressure builds up." Vor especially when it comes to grammar.

It is only logical that Lucas now makes a hormone-irritated impression, as if his abdomen would explode immediately as soon as the first fellow camper publicly decides for tan-stripe-friendly topless sunbathing.

Luckily for his fertility, the only thing left blank is the candidate's nerves.

Stress at the campfire watch

In the low-budget enclave for people with career allergies, the mood has already reached the level of Armin Laschet on the evening of the federal election, before the day has even really started.

In the middle of the night, the dynamic player-wives duo Claudia Effenberg (doesn't have the tiger in the tank, but in the marriage bed) and Verena Kerth (had one in the boat from 2003 to 2008) are tired of campfire duty and wake up the changing of the guard Cecilia so roughly , on the other hand, Naomi Campbell's tantrums, in which a phone sometimes shatters on the head of her mob victim, seem like a seminar on tree-hugging with Jana Pallaske-Urkraft.

Consequently, Cecilia is in aggro mode throughout her night watch: "That was a really bad transfer".