Day two at the Betty Ford Clinic for part-time intellectual airtime junkies.
First of all, new moderator Jan Köppen thanks his mentor and “Ninja Warrior” companion Frank Buschmann.
The sports presenter, who is considered Germany's Bruce Willis, has formed Köppen into a worthy successor to Daniel Hartwich in a long-term primetime release.
I have learned from a reliable source that Köppen will thank him for this selfless support with the autobiographical novel “Vom Buschi in den Busch”, which will be published soon.
Jana Pallaske, who has since apparently married a man named Urkraft, also thanks her.
Not with Buschi, but with trees.
And then the small lake in the camp.
And the bushes.
Some of her most fruitful conversations at camp so far have been with plants.
It's a pity that Jasmin Wagner isn't there.
Then Jana could not only talk to Blümchen, but also to a jungle exam with Blümchen.
Like Jan Köppen, she is currently preparing a bestseller: her dictionary "Blume - Deutsch, Deutsch - Blume".
Insect pacifist Jana also reveals that she has long since made peace with ants.
Unlike, for example, with her fellow campaigners from the "Summer House of the Stars".
who doesn't remember
when in 2021 she met the antichrist of the naturally clouded, esoteric lifestyle with the icon of toxicity, Mike Cees-Monballijn?
In the unofficial jungle training camp with the attached D-Celebrity Youth Hostel, Jana received sympathy values just below Elon Musk on Twitter.
Loff is in the air!
Gigi Birofio, on the other hand, has nothing to do with Twitter.
Overall, he has little interest in environments that involve news rather than flirting.
His favorite format is consequently "Ex on the Beach".
For understandable reasons: “It has everything!
Stress, Brokenness, Psycho, Loff, Sex”.
At first glance, this is reminiscent of Donald Trump's incarnated test of disgust with his classic "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV".
After a brief comparison with the transcription interns at RTL, however, it becomes clear: Gigi was in the same advanced English course as Cosimo Citiolo and when he said "Loff" he actually meant "Love".
Hey, jungle camp: Loff is in the air!
Keyword "Loff": In the intimate bro-talk, Gigi Neukumpel Papis Loffday then elicits a family secret: The GNTM catwalk coach has 25 siblings.
25 siblings – or as the Wollnys say: dinner.
Which brings us to the topic of nutrition.
Vegan activist Tessa Bergmeier is latently in a bad mood the morning before her first solo assignment in the area relevant to the jungle test.
Even Rudi Völler's wheat beer sermon to Waldemar Hartmann is considered a feel-good biotope against their mental physical state.
She has a headache, the toilet is "pied all over her" and "the water tastes like ash, I can't drink that".
Basically a morning like any other in Berghain.