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It will not be because we are not in favor of Meghan Markle.

The story of a second-rate actress who ends up in the Windsor family is a story

that cries out to be told.

Princess by surprise, dreaming dreaming I triumphed by becoming related, she takes the prince and runs

.

If

Harry and Meghan

started with her recounting her feat, the Netflix docu-series would be... something.

We cannot write those two words without blushing: "documentary series"

At what point did we stop using the accurate and dignified "advertorial"?

Because that's Harry and Meghan, an episodic promotional campaign.

Part of the capitalization strategy of a fame that, in a well thought out feedback system, is profitable in itself.

The Prince and the Showgirl (yes, I had to write it) have not paid to produce this content.

On the contrary,

Netflix has compensated them with 100 million dollars.

In the advertorial, the son of Diana from Wales talks about what people are capable of doing for money (

spoiler

: almost anything) and neither he nor those responsible for Harry and Meghan are aware of the meta-irony (or meta- rudeness) of the sentence.

When the producer of

Suits

, the series in which Meghan worked pre-Harry, highlights the revolutionary role she played in that

light lawyer drama

, there is not an iota of sarcasm either.

That she was the first biracial woman on the screen, the guy comes to say.

As if the "I've seen it on TV, so it's true" was still valid.

As if potential viewers of

Harry and Meghan

were fools.

No joke is made either, because Harry's face is embarrassed, when Meghan recreates her first bow to Queen Elizabeth.

If I ask Netflix for the raw material, will they let me edit it my way to make a funnier series?

The reverence would be seasoned with the

Mocatriz

de Ojete calor and after the innumerable complaints of the couple another great song of his would sound in the background:

Silly asshole

.

So at least

we would make something that is boring and repetitive minimally funny

.

After the milestone of a member of the British royal family having become a celebrity without a trade or benefit, the first fruit of that career change is unbearable.

With their revelations (“revelations”) already known thanks to the famous interview that the couple gave to

Oprah Winfrey

,

Harry and Meghan

it's a jerk that lacks the main elements of a good celebrity reality show: ironic distance and constant plot.

Neither Harry nor Meghan nor their ridiculous filmed self-promotion have them.

With how much fun it would be to get into his DMs with, ahem, other stars ("stars").

Or read the chat of her group of friends.

If the thing started with a screenshot of the type

"you are not going to believe who I am dirty with on Instagram"

I would not be writing this, but putting more episodes of Harry and Meghan in my vein.

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