Sweet heart stories: Your body is really absurd

It's not like we don't care for romance.

For example, we were really touched when MacKenzie Scott divorced Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, took more than 30 billion euros from the marriage, then generously donated several billion – and finally married again: a teacher at her children's school.

A love that was obviously not about the material, at least not her.

But now we read that Scott also wants to end this marriage and has filed for divorce.

And suddenly it's all about the material again, at least for us: whether the husband can keep at least one or two billion?

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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On the other hand, there is a "love comeback", despite the divorce filed, according to "Bild" with Jennifer Flavin and Sylvester Stallone.

The rift was hinted at in August, when Stallone had the tattoo on his upper arm, which showed Flavin's face, covered with a likeness of the bullmastiff Butkus, who once starred with him in the "Rocky" films.

Does Butkus have to give way to Jennifer again?

And would it be flattering if her face could easily be conjured up from that of a Bullmastiff?

Lewd News

Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine and model Behati Prinsloo are still together at press time, although a growing number of women have reportedly been sent lewd messages by Levine.

We tried to google the content of one such message for research purposes and found that Levine reportedly described the body of one of the women texted as "absurd".

From his understanding, that seems like praise.

How fertile it is can be tested by those who dare with the person closest to their heart: "What I've always wanted to tell you - your body is really absurd." ' or try 'insane'.

From these terms, there is not too much detour to Kanye West.

"The rapper, 45, proudly says he's never read a book!", "Bunte" marvels and quotes West with the sentence: "For me, reading is like eating Brussels sprouts." Although eating Brussels sprouts, at least for most people, is much faster goes;

Brussels sprouts are also rich in vitamins A and C, iron and magnesium, which a book cannot claim.

It is interesting not only that West's mother was an English professor, but also that he himself managed to graduate from high school and even started studying at one point;

how he managed to do this without ever having to read a book, he could perhaps write a guide about it.

Or would that be like cooking Brussels sprouts?

Never worked properly

A man introduced as “Julian FM Stoeckel, 35, reality TV actor” also has his say in “Bunte”: “I am grateful that I have been able to make a living from supporting Julian FM Stoeckel since I was 18 be.

I've never worked properly.

If I hadn't gotten into show business, I might have been sorting goods in the supermarket." Unfortunately, we have to disappoint anyone who really has to make it through as a goods sorter and dreams of imitating him: Julian FM Stoeckel does not seem to us to be an apprenticeship.

We ourselves look for advice in our horoscope and, as Pisces-born, we can read in the "Aktuelle": "If you listen to your intuition alone, you are currently making the right life decisions." So far, so good, unfortunately there is more to come.

“Your weakness: dictatorship.

They don't give others any say in the matter.” On the one hand, advising us to only listen to our intuition and then assuming a weakness for dictatorship doesn't seem particularly consistent to us.

In general, Pisces would be miscast as dictators.

Kim Jong-un is Capricorn, Xi Jinping is Gemini.

Vladimir Putin, on the other hand, is Libra and has to read about his “emotional state”: “Shock!

You are deeply shocked by a new realization.” Did he accidentally switch on western television?

It is much nicer to see the photos of the royal, whom

calls "Prince Charles".

What is meant is the two-year-old offspring of the Luxembourg hereditary grand dukes, who no longer have to share the name Prince Charles with the better-known Briton.

Incidentally, "Prince Charles" is not an official title, but an idea of ​​the "current", however, the British royal family could come up with the idea of ​​humiliating its renegade representatives even more in this way: Prince Harry, that would be very perfidious.

When commemorating Queen Elizabeth comes in the "Golden Leaf"

Pop singer Ross Antony said: "'I was her biggest fan', so the Brit about the Queen." He not only has a suit with British flags, but "also cups and coins with her face".

With all due respect: It's really not that special.

Anyone who didn't get rid of their small change while on vacation in England owns coins with the Queen's face.