Sweet heart stories: Come here, you cool brat

Pause for a moment before you get up from the breakfast table on Monday morning and roll the SUV out of the garage.

Look your wife deep in the eyes, grin mischievously and say, "You know what?

You're still the same cool bratze as you were 30 years ago!"

Sasha Zoske

Sheet maker in the Rhein-Main-Zeitung.

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While your wife then floats off to the meeting in her law firm with a blissful smile, you can congratulate yourself on having rhetorically followed Til Schweiger's example.

On the occasion of the continuation of his successful film "Manta, Manta", Germany's most attractive actor (58) confirmed to his once-and-now-again film partner Tina Ruland, according to

, that she had "always been a cool brat".

For which Mrs. Ruland (55) retaliated by stating that Mr. Schweiger was still the “hot, horny guy” from back then.

Even more sweaty than the Schweiger/Ruland pairing is currently the erotic bushfire that Heidi Klum (49) ignites on social media.

begins the report on the most recent picture series of the top model dominatrix

in the style of a men's magazine: "The legs are spread as she lasciviously bends backwards." Before the protection of minors has to intervene, it is made clear that Ms. Klum's willingness to show off knows limits: legally Relevant body regions are never uncovered in the photos.

Nevertheless, sex therapist Dr.

Heike Melzer sees “something extroverted, almost hysterical” about Klum's nuditainment, and brand expert Dirk Spakowski wonders how “Heidi's dangerous naked strategy” (

) will go down well with her business partners.

, daughter Leni has already spoken to her mother's

conscience.

"I always say, Mom, that's not cool.

How you behave is often embarrassing.”

What her partner Tom Kaulitz thinks about the skin exhibition on Instagram remains his secret, but brother Bill may have to serve as a lightning rod for accumulated displeasure: This is how the bitching in the joint podcast of the two, which the magazine

reports, could be interpreted.

Among other things, Tom accused his twin of being "confused every day with Claudia Effenberg and Inka Bause" because of his effeminate appearance.

And when Bill elsewhere, feeling reduced to his cigarette consumption, remarked: "I have a lot of other great qualities besides smoking," Tom added: "You're a drinker too."

The frictions in the Klum-Kaulitz cosmos have not yet reached such an extent that

feels compelled to write: "Your love nest is turning into a nightmare".

For the time being, this headline is reserved for Lena Meyer-Landrut and Mark Forster, who have to endure terrible things on their country estate in Italy.

Not only is the pool being built due to the drought potentially going to be of limited use, there is also a “Nazi eatery” near the property, run by a Mussolini admirer who takes his taproom with him decorated all sorts of fascist memorabilia.

I have no idea how we suddenly came across Erika Steinbach.

Maybe because she's just as blonde as Heidi Klum.

Perhaps also because the

newspaper drew our attention to a late Miss Miracle: A Facebook photo shows the now 79-year-old Altnationale Steinbach (formerly CDU, now AfD) exercising on an elliptical trainer, wearing nothing but a bikini.

quotes Steinbach's comment: "I still don't wear a burqa in the swimming pool or on an exercise bike." Rumors about a planned AfD photo shoot with the working title "A German Summer", which Steinbach, Alexander Gauland and Björn Höcke lightly dressed, have not yet been confirmed united in a ménage-à-trois on the beach of the old KdF seaside resort of Rügen.

A dog named "Little Mouse"

When it comes to cool brazenness, the three haven't quite reached the level of Donald Trump, who combines sexiness and cleverness in an unprecedented way.

and

In

are now speculating that the burial of his deceased ex-wife Ivana on Trump's golf course in Bedminster could have one reason above all: In this way, the area can be declared a cemetery, and there is no property or sales tax on

on.

We do not know whether Demi Moore can deduct the excursions with her dog Pilaf from tax as educational trips.

As

documents, the actress shows the cute Chihuahua lady the world: she took Pilaf, alias "Little Mouse", to the French Open, smuggled her into the Louvre under her blouse and went to eat with her in a starred restaurant.

Again, you can learn from the rich and beautiful.

Book a table for the family at the gourmet restaurant "Monplaisir", take the pungent miniature pinscher you just adopted from the animal shelter out of your wife's Prada bag and let him taste the carpaccio.

Your daughter will definitely find that incredibly cool.