Poor, but blue-blooded: This is how the
gala
sees the fate of Harry and Meghan, who, according to an “insider”, are now getting money from Netflix to have their private lives filmed at home because other lucrative jobs have not worked out so far.
"It's a mix of overconfidence and financial pressure," says the newspaper.
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Four pages later, in a completely different context, to present a much better solution to comparable financial problems, the ultimate money printing machine for stars: Robbie Williams is now making art together with a friend and charging 23,500 euros per picture.
The quality isn't the priority here, after all it's much better when someone asks why the horrible picture is hanging there and you can then answer: Oh that, that's a real Williams.
Or just a Sussex.
Insider, girlfriend, buddy
But as we learn from
Das Neue Blatt
, money is the least of the royal couple's concerns.
Meghan's "vain fuss" is much worse and that she leeches her husband and his 37 million euro fortune.
37 million, that doesn't sound like a lack of money - did the "insider" of the other article talk nonsense?
That would be shocking, after all, the heart leaves traditionally rely on nameless sources, whose statements are usually either wild or completely banal.
They are often made up anyway.
The Golden Leaf
, for example, immediately quotes "the whole kingdom" rejoicing over the alleged twin pregnancy of Spanish Queen Letizia: rather boldly.
However, it also writes that "according to insider information", Britain's Prince George loves video and computer games.
The boy is eight, so the likelihood that he wo
n't be
fascinated by flashing moving images seems infinitesimally small.
And the sheet has already filled half a page!
The
IN
is more original: Gwyneth Paltrow's "A Friend" allegedly said that the actress's marriage was in crisis.
"'Gwyneth always jokes that she'd rather spend time with her friends than with Brad,'" the source is quoted as saying.
Amusing.
What friend wouldn't immediately call a German magazine to tell her that?
The current
one also has great news value
, which "some loyal fans" spoke of Helene Fischer and heard praise for the bodyguard from them.
That must be worth the 1.99 euros that the paper costs.
The sweethearts have absolute premium informants.
"A buddy" of Tom Kaulitz is said to have
told
IN that the children "liked it very much" and would be a great father.
Doesn't that make Gossip's heart beat faster?
In
Bunte
, "an insider" reports that Boris Becker went "very, very badly" in prison at the beginning - you really never heard that from celebrities who suddenly had to do without their golden toilets.
It gets really scientific in
Die Aktuell
: The newspaper quotes an unspecified survey, according to which every fifth woman could imagine having an affair with Jogi Löw.
That's where it really stops.
Fictitious babies, all right, imaginary love crises, what the heck - but we'd really like to prove that!
The information is often contradictory.
While "a lady-in-waiting" in
The Golden Leaf
explains that the Queen is currently being so lovingly cared for by her daughter-in-law Sophie that she can laugh again,
Die Aktuell
attributes the royal mood to someone else entirely: Sir Michael Rake, "a charming gentleman". , long associated with the royal family.
Rake is a youthful 74, 22 years younger than the Queen, but these magazines are very tolerant of age differences in romantic relationships.
The same sheet says, for example, that Jasmin Wagner, 42, was “secretly in a relationship with Lucas Cordalis, 54, for four years” in the nineties – anyone who is now wondering why secretly can quickly calculate that the singer was a minor at the beginning of the relationship and the singer in his mid- 20s. Meanwhile,
Bunte
reports on 21-year-old Sophia Schneiderhan, the new girlfriend of 45-year-old Michael Ballack: “His son Louis is only a year younger than his new girlfriend.
People around him say that Michael Ballack doesn't mind the age difference at all.” How generous of him!
It's just great that someone can be a football star and still be so reflective.
That's love, isn't it?
Clear.
But there's also the love Andy Borg felt for his wife when he proposed to her with her favorite meal, roast pork dumplings — in Thailand.
And there's the love of the animal shelter caretaker for the 13-pound cat Beejay.
When he was looking for a new home, there was some "hype about the Pummel" writes the
IN
, which used to like to comment critically on the bikini bodies of stars and probably still had a few funny rhymes left.
"He's not overweight, he just has big, heavy bones," the shelter explained.
That's right.