Sweetheart Stories: Divorce

Let's start this week with a rebuttal.

Florian Silbereisen wrote it,

must print it, and the following is in it: "You write on the front page of 'Freizeitwoche' No. 5 from January 26, 2022: 'Florian Silbereisen – secret lightning wedding'.

To this I state: I did not get married.” Hm, the matter seems to be even more secret than

thought.

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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Of course, none of this prevents

from dedicating its front page to Silbereisen this time, with the headline “Helene Fischer – after the tragic crash – back to Florian?

His heart is still free for her."

The term "crash" here means that there are still tickets available for Fischer's concerts.

We estimate that in this case there will be no counter-statement and Silbereisen will refrain from stating that his heart is actually occupied: After all, everyone now knows that he is still unmarried.

So beautiful!

Is it the general wave of nostalgia that has already spilled ancient formats like “The price is hot” back onto television?

A number of sweethearts are coming to us with Fischer and Silbereisen.

"Helene & Flori - your hearts are speaking again!

So beautiful!” says

happily, but doesn't mention what both hearts are chattering about.

"Helene Fischer – when will you finally say it?

Back to Flori?” is the title of

, although the resolution – the speculation as to whether Fischer could appear in a Silbereisen program – is quite dull.

goes on with the headline: "Everything speaks for it – Helene & Florian – secret wedding?" And of course she is right: Fischer and Silbereisen separated in 2018, since then she has been with a new partner with whom she now has a child has - everything, really everything speaks for a secret wedding between Helene and Flori.

Let's just hope that Silbereisen doesn't destroy all rainbow dreams again with a reply.

The trade press is also concerned with how long Meghan and Harry will stay together.

"The Shocking Divorce File!

Exclusive photos, ”

trumpets on its cover and prints a thick arrow on something in Meghan's hand that may contain those divorce files.

If you google the photo, the full extent of this scoop only becomes clear:

exclusively presents a picture from September 2021 on which Meghan is carrying a laptop bag in New York.

The new Obamas

Meghan and Harry "would love to be the new Obamas,"

muses , and of course it would help if at least one of them was elected president soon.

They haven't gotten that far yet, but they hired "a former presidential protector of the White House who is now supposed to take care of their personal security".

That's a smart first step;

maybe they'll get hold of Michelle Obama's cookbook in the near future, then they'd be very close to their goal.

As

claims, the couple have now made “voodoo dolls of the British royals” for therapeutic reasons, which would probably explain why Prince Charles feels like he gets Corona every week.

If Meghan and Harry wanted to become Veronica Ferres and Carsten Maschmeyer instead of Obama, then

would offer them valuable information.

"My husband and I go out to eat once a week and then talk openly about how and when we have been disappointed or positively surprised over the past seven days," Ferres said.

"A kind of inventory that we maintain like a ritual." Charming idea, such a regular disappointment evening.

Do the two, worried about being silent, make sure to cause their partner at least two or three minor disappointments every week?

And if they don't succeed, are they disappointed in each other?

Boris Becker has to do without such a dinner for the time being, for whom it shouldn't be much of a comfort that the

newspaper has asked its readers to send him letters.

"Dear Boris, you have the willpower of a Count of Monte Cristo," writes Gerd Stockner from Pilsting.

"He also managed to get out of this lousy situation." Exactly, by escaping from the dungeon after 14 years - sewn into a body bag that was thrown into the sea.

Mr. Stockner, don't give Becker any stupid ideas.

wants to know from Roland Kaiser what kind

of thoughts he comes up with .

“If I sit in a car and the air vents on the right side are misaligned, I'm forced to stop.

Then I set the right side the same as the left.

Everything has to be perfectly mirrored.” A likeable quirk that motivated us not to get upset when we get stuck in a traffic jam: Maybe Roland Kaiser is the only one up front, adjusting his air outlet nozzles.