Sweetheart stories: She can think very logically

The editors of many heart sheets have obviously misunderstood something.

Basically, that wouldn't be anything new, only this time it's about Russia's war against Ukraine - and to be sure, to write it down again: about a war.

At the first concert after her baby break, Helene Fischer stated in no uncertain terms that she "deeply despises what is going on, and above all this one person" - the one "man who has too much power".

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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The tabloids would have much preferred to hear a few sentences about their child, but at least Fischer was close to tears when he made his statement, and something could be done about it.

Under the spell of Putin

For example, the headline from

: "Helene Fischer – The separation breaks her heart".

The fact that this refers to the broken Ukrainian families is only further down the line.

Or the cover of

, which Fischer shows next to Andrea Berg: "Helene Fischer – tears burst – Andrea knows why!" We would think Vladimir knows much better, but Berg, as we read in the article, already has " wiped away a tear or two during performances".

It's the usual misery, but with a new nuance: Hardly any newspaper prints the word war.

In

, “the terrible conflict in Ukraine” appears, in

Fischer only vaguely adds “current world events”.

In the editorial, the editor-in-chief of

complains about "the Ukraine crisis" and claims about Fischer: "With Russian and Ukrainian roots, she can understand the conflict between the two countries very well." And this is precisely where the misunderstanding seems to have occurred: the ban, the war Calling war refers, sweethearts, to journalists working in Russia.

Or has Putin already conquered our country – or at least your editorial offices?

So it's almost a blessing to immerse yourself in the wondrous world of words of the

editor-in-chief, who this time lets us know: "Love is a boomerang.

It always comes back to you.” So you can throw it away with confidence.

"But you have to get them going first.

With strength, patience and determination.

And you have to follow her flight carefully.” Sure, otherwise you'll get her in the face with bang when she comes back to you.

Bankrupt and bankrupt

His love for Boris Becker has always returned, albeit in the form of changing women, which unfortunately does not apply to his money.

He has now told the London court that when he was declared bankrupt in 2017, his wife "freaked out": "My son Elias called me and says my wife is throwing furniture out of the window," he said, according to

said

Did she do this with strength, patience and determination and watched the flight closely?

We would also like to know which parts were affected: handier things like wall clocks and floor lamps or even armchairs and sideboards?

Either way, the reaction doesn't seem to have been thought through, because afterwards Becker was even more bankrupt.

Sophia Loren protects herself from the bad with salt: "To protect herself from the evil eye," says

, she "always wears a pinch under her clothes." clothes sewn in".

This can also come in handy when you're being served bland food somewhere: quickly undo the hem, add salt and enjoy.

However, it could be that the evil eye then hits you, namely that of the hosts.

Of course you can't wash clothes like that.

coffee in the milk

Salt would be too trivial an ingredient for an influencer like Cathy Hummels.

In the

questionnaire, she explains that she couldn't live without "my daily filter coffee with oat and soy milk", which made us very insecure: We have oat milk at home, but apparently we missed the trend of always having two in one coffee sorts of milk belong.

To be on the safe side, we stirred oat milk, soy milk, rice milk, hazelnut milk, almond milk and, for a good mood, a dash of sun milk into our coffee in the morning.

Unfortunately, it tasted awful, and the dish was cold too.

She is "particularly good," Hummels says, "in logical thinking," which may surprise some, and when asked what she could do "blindfolded," she replies that she "even manages a headstand."

That doesn't really seem logical to us, with all due respect, because blindfolded eyes shouldn't really bother you when doing a headstand.

We'd be more impressed if she could pull off the bandaged arms and legs.

Linked arms of Will Smith would have saved the Oscar gala from a scandal.

Smith, of all people, now brings

as an example for her story about high blood pressure: "He normalized his blood pressure with the help of a fasting cure." Chris Rock, who was hit by Smith's slap in the face, can still be lucky that Smith didn't have high blood pressure that evening .