Sweetheart stories: Angela in the magic forest

Forget the difficult time a little, think about other things for a moment: Some may go to church for this, others to the cinema.

Désirée Nosbusch goes to the hardware store.

quotes her as saying: "I like the special smell and all the buyers who want to beautify or repair something.

They can't be bad people." That's a touching thought, and we're reluctant to shake their worldview - but if we were a murderer and had to cement a corpse in the wall or professionally chop it up: We would also go to a hardware store.

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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The reality TV couple Janni and Peer Kusmagk have found their oasis on Mallorca, in a house without a mailbox.

“Now we decide for ourselves when we go to the neighboring village to pick up our bills.

It's incredibly relaxing," says Peer Kusmagk

.

Not picking up the bills at all would take relaxation to the extreme, but we advise caution.

Boris Becker recently declared that he had never personally paid a bill, that his employees had always done it - and in London in court he now seems a bit tense.

Unpopular dream couple

judges about another couple, Anna-Carina Woitschack and Stefan Mross,

that they "advanced to one of the most popular dream couples in the German Schlager scene", which makes us ponder whether there are also unpopular dream couples.

A dream couple of trash TV friends has just joined forces with Jenny Elvers and Marc Terenzi, both of whom have already passed through valleys, but only separately so far.

"'Mom, are you serious?' Son Paul, 21, wrote when Jenny Elvers, 49, told him about her new love," writes

.

"Jenny's mom was even quite impressed: 'She said to me: Didn't he even strip?

That would be great for the next family celebration!'” We like this friendly, pragmatic attitude.

However, if Elvers and Terenzi get married and have children, it will probably be funny to the family at some point if their dad undresses again.

Heidi Klum and Tom Kaulitz are also in high spirits, who, according to

, showed themselves "totally crazy while partying" in a video.

"Particularly disturbing: The screens in the background have animations with drugs, violence and a lot of nudity.

Does that have to be the case?” complains the paper.

"It's almost as if Heidi wants to prove to her husband, who is 16 years younger, that there is no age difference between them."

Paint with the stars

That the popular dream couple Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are reunited, in a penthouse in Paris, claims

and has an "insider" tell: "They go out and have dinner in a cafe or take art classes somewhere.

But most of the time they are very discreet.” It doesn't seem very discreet to us when the two of them attend an art class together.

Let's imagine we show up in Paris for our pointillism workshop and there Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are already sitting - we could hardly concentrate on the subject.

We would probably even ask them to put an autograph on our canvas.

Pamela Anderson, who will make her Broadway debut in "Chicago", is also daring.

"I like that dangerous, crazy feeling that you can't do something and then you surprise yourself," Anderson said, according to

.

"Maybe you don't know what you're capable of until you try." But maybe she doesn't surprise herself in the end - and then the feeling of not being able to do something is even crazier and more dangerous.

It remains explosive.

"At home in mortal danger - Angela Merkel - kidnapping drama!

No one was there for her," headlined

But it is just the usual drama of being led around by the nose, because while roaming around in front of Merkel's Berlin apartment, the

only discovered that two police officers were "leaning back comfortably in their car seats with their eyes closed": "What a Scandal!

With dreaming police officers, it would be easy to take the ex-Chancellor with you.

Beaming with a smile, on the other hand, she presents

with her cover story "Angela Merkel - love hiding place in the magic forest!?

Here she can finally be happy.

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." The text then only says that Merkel might be building a house somewhere on a street "that leads to a forest".

We even think it's quite nice that the apparently finally insane

one declares this to be an enchanted forest, and we imagine a smiling former chancellor, escorted by dreamy police officers, dancing right into the middle of the enchanted forest, where fairies and elves are playing for the dance.

It could probably only be more beautiful and peaceful in the magic hardware store.