Sweetheart stories: Hey, Horst, you can live

It's not nice of Angelina Jolie to sell her share of their winery in the south of France without letting her ex Brad Pitt know.

To make matters worse, the new owner is a Russian oligarch, and thus someone to stay away from right now.

Yuri Shefler is a declared opponent of Putin, but he probably knows that Russian isn't going down so well right now, and has had his well-known vodka brand renamed: According to

, "the Stolichnaya brand is now called Stoli".

That doesn't sound very Russian and very cute and could result in further renaming: Gazprom would then be called Gasi, Dostoyevsky's works came from Dosti, Anna Netrebko would appear as Netti.

Such image cleansing has worked well in the past, the Molotov cocktail is affectionately called Molli.

Jorg Thomann

Editor in the “Life” section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sunday newspaper.

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If only people could renew themselves so easily!

Eternal youth, however, is not granted even to the big names in show business.

"Every seven years, oh, now every three years, I take a significant step down," complains Barbara Schöneberger in

.

"And then I need four years to get used to the new physical status quo." This rhythm is certainly unfortunate: When she finally gets used to the new status quo after four years, she has had one for a year others.

Drive slow, boy

From now on, Lewis Hamilton will also appear with a new name.

"Now mom always goes with me,"

captions the news that the Formula 1 star "has extended his surname to include that of his mother, Carmen Larbalestier, 67."

This will be a challenge for the commentators, who will still struggle with the name Hamilton-Larbalestier long after it has left the picture.

Too bad, by the way, that we have the

- Don't take the title literally.

If the driver's mother or father sat next to him in the cockpit at every race, the tedious frenzy would become much more appealing for us and the chances would be redistributed.

The winner is the one who knows best how to handle the commands from the passenger seat: "Boy, don't rush like that!", "Did you just signal?", "Pull over please, I have to get my coffee out quickly."

claims, Meghan also

has wishes for her husband.

Because she wants to be US President, she disapproves of Harry's meager military training and wants to send him to university.

"Because a diploma - no matter what subject - from a well-known university is also a prerequisite for the 'first gentleman', so Meghan." Your own risk, we would say, because Harry's past does not bode well when he suddenly student parties and semester breaks can enjoy.

knows

, has had a tattoo done, namely "a crown, with the words 'South Africa 2022'.

The 27-year-old: 'When my grandchildren and my kiddies ask me later: 'What is that?'

Then I can say: 'Your grandfather or your dad was king in South Africa at the time.'” We advise caution: If the little ones actually grow up believing that they belong to an African ruling family, then there will probably be a rude awakening when one day they find out that he was only in the jungle camp.

sun for the soul

Nina Ruge invites

to her country estate in Tuscany , who tells her how to create "sun for the soul": "When it's dark outside, then I have to light up from the inside." That's clever and probably saves electricity, what is important in these times.

makes sure

(or the outside outside?), and Ruge confirms: "I don't want to make my inner determination dependent on external factors." Sounds wise, But, Ms. Ruge: A country estate like that in Tuscany – isn't that also an external factor, a pretty significant one in fact?

In any case, for Ruge, Italy remains “the country 'where lemons bloom' and the sweetness of life can be experienced so intensely” or, we are talking about lemons, its acidity.

And then she reveals that she always goes "in search of gold nuggets" in the evenings, meaning she collects beautiful moments of the day.

For example this one: “When I was jogging the other morning, a big, fat earthworm was squirming on the asphalt in front of me.

I picked him up, looked at him and said: 'Hey, Horst, you can go on living.'

Then I put him on the grass.” Very accommodating, but don't Tuscan earthworms tend to be called Giuseppe?

If moments with fat worms are gold nuggets, then Ruge's hours with her husband must be platinum or even sunflower oil.

"What he's been suggesting lately is to be silent together when we're walking through the Tuscan hills in the morning," says Ruge.

And if we read everything she 's been telling

, we'd honestly be suggesting exactly the same thing.