Herzblatt stories: He always wants a kiss

It would be so nice!

If these words, “It would be so nice!”, Are printed next to a headline, then the Herzblatt connoisseur knows: This is now all completely lies.

"Helene Fischer - dream wedding in the mountains - sensational photos - everything about the big day" is the cover story of

this week

, and next to it you read: "It would be so nice!" But if so, one might ask the story is completely lying about a possible wedding of the singer in Bad Hofgastein or on the Attersee, which “sensational photos” are there to see?

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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Very simple:

shows a photo of the Maria Attersee church as well as a few photos of local shopkeepers, where the description of the picture reads something like: "Gerlinde Leitgeb from the Timelkam bridal salon on the Attersee would have the right dress for Helene." Which would then be tailor-made and fit much better than the loveless fisherman stories of the gossip papers, knitted together from a great distance.

Ivy Love Getty, who, according to

“heiress and model”, and Toby Alexander Engel, who as a photographer contributes a comparatively modest part of the household budget,

actually got married, and indeed quite spectacularly in the city hall of San Francisco

. "None less than Nancy Pelosi, 81, the spokeswoman for the US House of Representatives, made the marriage bond in front of 450 guests," says

. That's nice, but guess what? When we celebrate our twentieth wedding anniversary next year, none other than Joe Biden will be giving the keynote address. It would be so nice! Although we're a little worried that Biden will forget his text. And that in the middle of the procedure, Donald Trump suddenly bursts in and yells that he should be there.

We are very cuddly

Singer Patricia Kelly, whose

interview takes place under difficult conditions

, has already celebrated her twentieth wedding anniversary with an extremely late honeymoon

: “My husband comes to me all the time and wants another kiss.

We are very cuddly.

We kiss at every opportunity, hold hands or hug each other. ”Her husband is rarely annoyed, and over the years she has“ learned to be happy when he lets go and can complain ”.

We completely understand that after twenty years of holding hands, we would be relieved if the other person let go.

In an unusual way, the adventurer Roman Weber put his flirtation with the singer Fernanda Brandão through its paces: he booked a helicopter “that should drop us off in the middle of the mountains, far from civilization”.

The ten days in Lapland they “only ate fish and blueberries and cloudberries”, Brandão remembers in

: “As an insider tip for future couples, I would advise people to get into an extreme situation right away.” If that But if everyone goes to Lapland, the cloudberries will run out in the end, which means that some hopeful relationships will end in quarrels.

Safe and secure

Angela Merkel knows how to get through extreme situations. Verona Pooth praises her in

as Chancellor, with whom she “always felt safe and secure”, and Motsi Mabuse lets Merkel know, “Because of you I was able to sleep peacefully at night, because I knew Germany, Europe and the world would end She". We always thought the nickname "Mutti" was silly for Merkel, but there seems to be something to it. Olaf Scholz will still have to earn the title “Dad”, although at least his speeches have an extremely calming effect on some.

Actress Beatrice Richter is extremely entertaining, and in an interview with

confesses: “I am relatively poor in contact and have little contact with myself.” Even at school, “I always tried to behave badly so that I would be punished It was wonderfully quiet there. ”However, Richter is dependent on her daughter Judith for technical matters, for example when she once“ wanted to watch a film in the media library. I asked Judith where the media library was. I didn't want to go that far. ”We, on the other hand, would like to watch a new series on Netflix soon, which is located at Stadhouderskade 55 in Amsterdam. It will be a nice family outing.

Frank Plasberg often travels in his own boat, but mostly alone - which is why, as his wife Anne Gesthuysen

tells, he now presented her with “a hand-carved toilet seat” as a gift.

"'This is now your own toilet seat that fits exactly on our ship's toilet," he said proudly.

He organized it especially because it was important to him that I sometimes stay overnight.

This is true love! ”If you, dear gentlemen among our readership, are grieving that the women never stay with you overnight, and don't even come up for a coffee: Just bring a nice toilet seat with you on your next date .