We have a sad story to

read in

Woman's Week

.

The newspaper reports on an appearance by the former ski star Felix Neureuther on the program "Inas Nacht", in which Neureuther said that he once bought a Porsche.

“Twelve years ago, it made his childhood dream come true.

"But then I was so embarrassed to have this car that it has been in the garage ever since." and

cancel culture

for the fact that millions of Germans do not dare to show their speedy sports cars?

Is what the corpse in the basement was once now the Porsche in the garage?

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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Modesty is also demonstrated in the British royal family.

As

reported by

Bild

, Duchess Kate visited a London stationery store with her children George and Charlotte.

“The royal kids were allowed to choose something nice from their pocket money when they started school,” we read.

"George opts for fragrant pencils from 'Hello Kitty'."

Gala

speculates: "This makes the little prince a king in his class." we don't think so.

On the other hand, a royal mini influencer like Prince George would probably even make the nasty Diddl mouse popular again.

Garbage service for the doppelganger

“Trapped in her luxury palace” are

not royal children

for

Das neue Blatt

, but Helene Fischer, whose new house magically attracts paparazzi and other tensioners.

Das neue Blatt

quotes a “passer-by” as

follows: “I think I just saw Helene! A blonde woman came out of the house, looked around frantically and then went quickly to the garbage can. “Was she uncomfortable that the packaging was not sorted? But the paper is on the trail of a bigger story: "It seems as if a doppelganger is working for you who is also in the house," we read. “Only her hair is longer.” We think: When Abba returns to the stage as an avatars, Helene Fischer is welcome to let doubles go to the trash for herself. Maybe she didn't even sing her dreary new single herself.

The doppelganger of their executives is a tradition in countries that are not very liberal, and if Vladimir Putin ever needs one, he could hire Helmut Lotti. The bareheaded singer tells the

Neue Blatt

: “In the past, I have imitated Vladimir Putin twice in Belgium. That was very funny and caused a lot of laughs. Of course, that was only possible without hair. ”From our point of view, he would have liked to continue like this, but he“ noticed that an artist with my repertoire looks more like the ideal son-in-law than Vladimir Putin in terms of hairstyle, ”says Lotti. “I couldn't do it without my hair.” Since then he has been wearing a toupee again.

We, who are not entirely dissimilar to Putin, at least in terms of hairstyle, immediately made an experiment and put on a wig from the children's costume box to write: the otherwise relentless tone of this column immediately softened.

But when we felt the need to hear Helmut Lotti songs, we fired the thing into the corner.

He doesn't like Hans-Dieter

Hansi Flick is less the Putin than the son-in-law type, who, according to

Frau im Spiegel,

never argues: "Except maybe when you call Hansi by his real name 'Hans-Dieter' - he doesn't like that at all." Quite unpatriotic, here Reveal Flick's major weak point; if at the World Cup the opposing fans throw our trainer off balance with "Hans-Dieter" chants, we can

thank

Frau im Spiegel

.

Carsten Maschmeyer temporarily changed his name when he overcame his pill addiction: “The millionaire finally checked into a clinic under the pseudonym 'Mr Saphir',” says

Bunte

. That is pretty class-conscious that he did not simply appear as Mr. Müller. If one day we should get into the situation of having to go to a rehab clinic, we will check in as Baron von Edelmuth-Herrlichhausen. And drive up with the Porsche.

Meghan and Harry's offspring are on the verge of withdrawal, if you believe the headline of the

latest

: "Children in a drug intoxication !?" Her father also went astray more often, with Archie (two years old) and Lilibet (three months ) but that would come very early. “The property in Montecito sinks under a penetrating cloud of scent in the early morning,” says the text, because “20 greenhouses, full of hemp plants!” Are located nearby. We would have thought that the smell only becomes really distinctive when things burn, but of course that can happen quickly in California. And we have a bad suspicion: Not that in the end the “Hello Kitty” pencil that Prince George chose smells of cannabis.