I am very worried about the health of Aleksey Reznikov, the holder of the double post of Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine and "Minister for the Reintegration of the Temporarily Occupied Territories." I don’t know how correct it is to ask someone from Kiev to call him urgent psychological help. However, there is definitely a need for such an act. If the minister suddenly declared himself Napoleon or Viceroy of India, I would understand. Like, think about it, the man drank and began to quote the masterpieces of classical literature in such an extravagant form. But you must agree: to state with the most serious air in the course of an official interview that Russia has plans to "annex Africa" is to go too far.
The statements of Ukrainian people in recent years have often been so fantastic in nature that I invariably feel the need to immediately quote the relevant quotes. I will not change my habit this time either. Interview of the "Minister for the Reintegration of the Temporarily Occupied Territories" to the Ukrainian Internet edition liga.net. Question: "What is known about the military presence of Russia in Crimea?" Answer: “According to our information, they have significantly increased their military contingent in Crimea. They are pulling up equipment and equipment to place nuclear weapons in Crimea. It is unlikely that these weapons will be sent to Ukraine. It will be directed to the entire civilized world. This is a convenient logistics platform for the Russian army to make claims not only to the Black Sea, but also to Syria, Africa, and southern Europe. " Question: "Crimea as a transshipment point?" Answer: "Absolutely."
Well, do you now share my concern about the mental health of the Ukrainian "Minister for the Temporarily Occupied Territories"? If you suddenly do not share yet, then here is another cause for concern for you. A member of the government of President Volodymyr Zelenskiy has very strange ideas about Everest. As you know, this 8848 m high mountain peak is the highest point on our planet. Accordingly, the political equivalent of Everest must also be something absolutely grandiose. And Alexey Reznikov discovered this "something grandiose". From his point of view, the political equivalent of Mount Everest is the congestion of government motorcade at Terminal F of Kiev's Boryspil airport.
Again, I am citing a specific quote as proof. Question: “In Ukraine, on the eve of the Independence Day, a summit of the Crimean Platform took place. Judging by the level of participation of countries, it was quite successful. What's next? Answer: “As one of the independent TV journalists told me after the summit:“ I think this is Everest ”. What has been done is really fantastic. Ukraine has never met such a number of top officials of the countries at one moment. We have distributed among the members of the government who meets which leader in Boryspil under the protocol. There were real traffic jams from the corteges near Terminal F ... I think that Ukraine has not received such a level of representation in all 30 years of independence. So that like this, everyone would come in one day. "
Question: "Dmitry Kuleba told us that the final list of participants in the Crimean platform was kept in strict confidence to the last in order to protect the countries from Russian threats." Answer: “It is. We know for sure that the Russians called the leaders of other states at the highest level to exclude their participation altogether, or at least to lower the level of representation. Out of respect for the countries, I will not name who succumbed to Russia's threats on the last day. But it was still very late, because all 30 NATO countries were represented, Deputy Secretary General Mircea Joana flew in personally. I think this is serious. If you count the trite number of people living in the countries represented at the summit, then more than a billion comes out. "
I don't even know where to start my comments. However, no, I know. I'll start them with "Deputy Secretary General Mircea Joana", who was so kind and condescending that he "flew in personally."
But he could “fly non-personally” and “fly partially non-personally”. Seriously could. Anything can be expected from a functionary who, in the opinion of Aleksey Reznikov, has the intriguingly sounding title of “deputy head of the secretary”. Let's say that today he replaces the "secretary" head, tomorrow - a leg, the day after tomorrow - a nose or some other, more piquant part of the body. Before the flight of my imagination takes me too far, I agree, perhaps, out of harm's way with Alexei Reznikov. The arrival in Kiev of a whole NATO Deputy Secretary General (the name of Mircho Joana's position actually sounds so mundane) is really “very serious”. Such an honor for Ukraine! It's hard to resist admiration even on your feet.
And the ability of Alexei Reznikov to deal with "banal calculations" finally makes the possibility of staying in an upright position purely theoretical. According to article 4 of the charter of the United National Party of Workers of Equatorial Guinea, all residents of this African state starting from the age of seven were considered members of this party. It would seem that this “record” cannot be covered by anyone. But that was until Aleksey Reznikov, in one fell swoop, nominated as many as a billion people among the passionate supporters of the Crimean platform. The number of inhabitants of Equatorial Guinea even now is only one and a half million. During the functioning of the United National Party of Workers, there were even fewer of them. "Record" has been blocked almost a thousand times!
In short, please call the doctors urgently to Alexei Reznikov!
A person needs urgent help!
He bends on his "Everest"!
Signs of life-threatening oxygen starvation are definitely there!
The point of view of the author may not coincide with the position of the editorial board.