Today this text has to be done very quickly, because a big house cleaning is due.

We want to stick to the lunar calendar, which

promises

us according to the

latest

: “If the moon is in the zodiac sign Pisces, cleaning work, apart from window cleaning, is easy to do.

Even laundry today is very clean with little detergent. ”We have to take advantage of that in order to be finished perhaps twice as fast as usual.

But it's good that window cleaning is not included, because we hate that.

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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The top candidates of the parties for the federal election will hardly come to clean, they have other things to do.

And

after an appearance, Armin Laschet, from the pen of fitness trainer Detlef D. Soost, had to read about himself

in the

Bild

newspaper,

which was actually kind to him

: “You sometimes felt how your resistance to stress was decreasing because he was not physically fit.

That could be due to too little sport. ”If Laschet had jogged through the flood area, one would have resented him again.

In any case, the motto of life, which

the doctor Dietrich Grönemeyer formulated

in the

Golden Leaf

: “Gymnastics to the urn,” he advises.

What we would add with “Trot to the grave” and “Fresh air to the crypt”.

Negligent election tactics

The well-trained Christian Lindner, who

confesses to

Bunte

, has

completely different goals

: “In fact, my greatest wish in life is not to be a minister in the government one day. But soon to have two, three or four girls or boys. ”Sympathetic, but tactically electoral possibly negligent: In the end, the electorate is still reluctant to rob them of valuable family time with their votes. The fact that Lindner does not want to start small, but speaks of two, three or four children, seems to us to be quite typical of the FDP; one of his predecessors wanted to achieve an impressive 18 percent from scratch.

The television presenter Jörg Draeger did not mess, but did it in the field of romance.

As

Bild

reports,

Draeger

“wrote a 20-page (!) Declaration of love to his wife.

'I'm giving the letter to her on her 60th birthday.

I just fell in love with my wife again and I want to appreciate her more, '”he said.

You, dear readers, should take this as an incentive: allow your partners to feel at least as valued as Jörg Draeger's wife and get started.

20 pages are the default, a font size of more than 16 points is forbidden, as is the trick of filling unused pages with pressed flowers.

Escaped the bowling club

Before you can show such respect for your great love, you have to find it first of all, of course. The entertainer Bernd Stelter tells

Frau im Spiegel

how he succeeded after a carnival appearance. Then he “got caught in the clutches of a women's bowling club that wanted to hire me. Fortunately, I had noticed my wife beforehand and I said to her: 'Sorry, I'm trying to escape this women's bowling club, may I pass you off as my friend for a moment?' Ladies bowling club on hand: a hen party probably does too.

Peter Maffay and his partner Hendrikje Balsmeyer are already happy together, who, as she explains in

Gala

, particularly appreciates

his husband's

down-to-earth attitude: "If I had found you in a villa, I would have left immediately." feel discriminated against and fear for the value of their real estate. For his part, Maffay could feel discriminated against by his daughter, because in the nursery, Balsmeyer reveals the

picture

- Newspaper, he is not allowed to sing: “Anouk likes to sing herself. She doesn't really want her father to sing either. 'I sing here.' She defined a clear rule there. But she recently admitted that Peter sings better than she does. ”That's nice of her, but in two years Anouk might see things differently. Then she would be four.

Michelle Hunziker has other worries because, as the

woman's

echo reports,

she is plagued by

trypophobia - a “fear of surfaces with irregular, small holes and bulges. . For example, the sight of sponges or gnawed leaves Michelle Hunziker disgusted almost "Proposal has no fear of irregular curved surfaces, however, shows Daniel Katz, in the

new journal

is quoted as saying:" Cellulite is like the cucumber on the cheeseburger - no one likes , but somehow it belongs to it. ”A nice comparison, but unfortunately not entirely consistent: The cucumber can be removed very easily.

That must be enough for today, because the moon, as I said, calls for house cleaning. Unfortunately, we have to do it all by ourselves: our daughters, whom we also wanted to hand a sponge to, both complained of an acute attack of trypophobia.