Fortunately, the Bundesliga is back on track.

You can only try to watch as many games as you can to get the memory of the traumatic EM out of your head.

How did our national players do it?

With Mats Hummels, we could imagine that he spent a lot of time playing table tennis.

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first

drew

our

attention to

this new passion for sport in the footballer's life

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"Mats Hummels is already meeting a new one - she is a table tennis player and 12 years younger than his ex," read there.

The competitive sports experts from

Bunten are

now deepening the topic: Lisa Marie S. played for medals at German championships as a teenager.

It's great when young people are enthusiastic about sports!

Matthias Trautsch

Coordination of the Rhine-Main report.

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On the other hand, the reactions Lisa Marie has been getting since the matter with Mats was out are not so great.

“I realize that some people personify me with prejudice,” she complains.

We don't really know what prejudices exist about table tennis players, but of course nobody should be personified.

Pole dancing is also badly personified with prejudices.

Some people actually associate this “exhausting sport” with “undressing”, outraged

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am Sonntag

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A bad cliché, as Ralf "washboard belly" Bauer also thinks.

The actor tried out pole dancing for a film that was shot in a brothel.

“That was one of the toughest training sessions I've ever done,” confesses Bauer after the number on the pole.

Pole is not a sport for wimps, but "the absolute killer".

Because: "Bruises, the skin sticks to the bar." That sounds terrible.

We'd rather stick with table tennis.

It doesn't matter, as long as he's nice and breathing

Or at tennis. Three years after separating from Boris, Lilly Becker is still single - "and really frustrated," As

In found

out. The single mom has scaled down the demands on the man of her dreams quite a bit. How should he look? "I don't know, it really doesn't matter as long as he breathes, is nice and a father too."

Before all the breathing single dads frantically grab their cell phone to kill Boris' ex: she doesn't seem that unpretentious after all. One of the candidates she met through a dating portal turned out to be significantly shorter at the rendezvous than the 1.82 meters previously claimed by him. What a boor! He probably lied about breathing too. Another aspirant brought flowers and champagne, but then turned up the music on the cell phone and sat on the bouquet. Unthinkable if he'd brought brandy beans.

Dating is therefore also not for wimps, but at least the skin does not stick to it like with pole dancing. Which brings us to a favorite topic of the colorful leaves: the skin. There is always something wrong with it - too pale, too orange, too freckled, too wrinkled. And if she's slick as a lifeguard's bottom in the California sun, then it's not right either. "On his forehead is not seen a fold," said ereifert

In

about David Hasselhoff and suggests that "former sex symbol"'ve got probably have something to do. "It is so sad!"

Interestingly,

Gala sees the

same phenomenon in the thirty-year-old Duchess Kate as the result of admirable control of the facial muscles: The Duchess of Cambridge have mastered the art of "laughing with all their hearts without frowning".

We stood in front of the mirror and tried it once, but seemed just as relaxed as Ralf Bauer when he dangled upside down from a pole with his legs apart.

Work is not for wimps

By the way, family is not for wimps either. You don't have to have an Uncle Andrew or a sister-in-law Meghan to know that, a commoner like Sean Penn also knows about that. In the

colorful

, the actor says: "My children got to my core." But they would have peeled him "like an onion" since they were born. We suspect that there has been a lot of crying in the family of the two-time Oscar winner, but above all we are surprised that an onion has a core. You probably just have to peel long enough.

And finally: work is also not for wimps. Especially when you have incredibly easy-going colleagues like the ones

In

reports

about

. These “pseudo-pranksters” could really rob you of the last nerve with sayings like “Everything fit in the crotch?” And “Hey, Popöchen”. Fortunately, we are not surrounded by such blasts in our editorial team, otherwise we would have long since thrown “Tschüssikowski”, “Ciao Kakao” or “Bis Valerian” at them and laughed at the table tennis room. Without the slightest frown.