Thank you

very much

,

Golden Leaf

, for the hint in our horoscope: "At the moment you have the feeling that you have mislaid or even lost something, but you don't know exactly what it is yourself," we have to read.

And: “Don't make yourself crazy.” Easy to say, only we didn't even feel the feeling before reading the horoscope - and only now are driving us completely crazy.

Fortunately, the wallet and keys are still there, we just couldn't find the vaccination certificate, but as we sit back at our desk and stare at the screen, we realize what we've lost: our concentration.

Damn.

Jörg Thomann

Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.

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    That would never have happened to a well-known colleague, because, as

    Frau im Spiegel

    writes: "Béla Réthy, 64, has been a reporter legend on German television since 1991." In 1991, when he spoke into the ZDF microphone for the first time, Réthy became legendary?

    Respect.

    Oliver Kahn, on the other hand, is

    an "ex-goalkeeper legend"

    according to

    Frau im Spiegel

    , so unfortunately no longer a legend.

    Queen Mama

    Joe Biden, on the other hand, said after meeting the legendary Queen Elisabeth that she reminded him of his mother - and that "in

    terms

    of appearance and generosity," as

    Bunte

    reports, which doesn't make things any better. At least Biden, who is just 17 years younger than the Queen, didn't compare her to his grandmother or great-grandmother. And luckily for him, the Queen does not usually speak up after such meetings and therefore keeps to herself whether Biden reminds her of one of her sons who are generally not overwhelmingly well-off.

    It's not easy for the poor girl anyway. Now it is also said that Harry and Meghan, contrary to what they claim, had not previously asked the Queen if they could make her nickname Lilibet, used by the blessed Philip, the nickname of their daughter. "When hearing the name, it has stung the Queen's heart every time since his death," whispers

    Echo of the woman

    . We are now expecting headlines like "Meghan & Harry - Your nasty murder plan against Elisabeth" at any moment.

    Also reads this here from

    In

    : "Heidi Klum & Co - attack of the mother mafia".

    Even if we don't like that organization, we spontaneously thought that it would be welcomed when the male-dominated, deeply macho mafia opens up to new role models;

    we imagined a typical

    mamma

    with sunglasses, a butt in her mouth and a pram.

    In fact, however - and ultimately luckily - Klum and Co. are

    only attacked,

    according to

    In

    , by mothers on the Internet, "who (supposedly) know and do everything better".

    Before the next unsuccessful comparison,

    In

    , just watch “Goodfellas” again.

    Pussycat

    Singer Kerstin Ott, who

    told

    Bunte

    about her life with wife Karolina (“Kitty-Kratze, that's what I call her tenderly”)

    , also has a weakness for Italy

    : “We are very happy. Even if we sometimes play Amore in Italian and a plate flies through the apartment. ”With or without pasta, one wonders. The “favorite region” of fellow Schlager Andy Borg, knows

    Das goldene Blatt

    , is also Italy: “Because there, too, 'Amore' (Italian: 'love') is very important!” Well,

    Goldenes Blatt

    , even without any knowledge of Italian, we know that

    amore

    is written in lower case, but please do not misunderstand this as an attack by the spelling mafia.

    Aside from Italy, Borg also likes his garden, and according to

    Das goldene Blatt

    , “Romanticism should by no means be neglected for the artist with the green thumb.

    'When I sweep the terrace, I like to put a heart out of the dirt for Birgit,' smiles the charmer. “Magical.

    And when he makes the beds, he is sure to puzzle out the words “I love you” from kitchen waste on Birgit's pillow.

    Six fit points

    Where we are in the bedroom: "Kate Hudson posted a very frank message on 'National Sex Day': You will now have an hour and 20 minutes of sex with her husband", informs us

    Frau im Spiegel

    . “That'll earn her six Fit Points at Weight Watchers.” If we were Hudson's husband, we'd find it embarrassing. It would be even more embarrassing if she started posting new posts just five minutes later.

    Das neue Blatt

    knows why Dolly Parton doesn't remove her make-up for bed

    :

    “The singer is terrified that there might be a tornado or another storm.

    'And then I have to go outside without make-up in the middle of the night - terrible!' ”She takes care of removing make-up in the morning - but what if the tornado doesn't come until then?

    Then you can see a lot more than at night.

    A Hollywood star has other worries: "Your nine dogs leave their piles everywhere on Demi Moore's (59) property," writes

    Echo the woman

    .

    "In order not to step in there unintentionally, the actress is now looking for a dog sitter who will 'clean up'." An interesting-sounding job, but if we could give Ms. Moore one piece of advice: she should definitely not leave him to Andy Borg.