Gradually, we think, it could be good with the many Markus Söder interviews.
It is now well known that he considers himself the chancellor or at least the chancellor candidate of the heart, and we consider the strategy of at least reaching new highs on the Habeck scale, which is open to the top, to be risky.
But this week Söder is sitting
Bunte
again
and says the following: “You can't compare politics and sport.
In sport there are rules that are punished if they are violated. ”Already clear: Aggressive leader Laschet and his CDU beater troop riveted the lonely filigree technician Söder badly and got a penalty for it.
Bad, but maybe after several weeks he should slowly stop rolling over the square, holding his shin.
Jörg Thomann
Editor in the "Life" section of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung.
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In any case, Söder is certain of one thing: it wasn't his fault.
Because: "As Prime Minister and CSU Chairman you are historically promoted - more is not really possible for a Bavarian." Um, has Bayern Munich just become champions of the heart for the ninth time in a row?
But we have to remember the word “conveyed out”.
Whereby Söder is still lucky: Many a poor drip has already been promoted before he has ever been promoted.
Joint in your mouth
The current
newspaper may even want to
push the SPD's candidate for chancellor out of the way and has dug up a big dog for it: “Olaf Scholz - The secret of the hash poodle!” Is the headline. Scholz himself cannot be referring to the hairstyle, but the dog Franzl, whom his master, one of Scholzen's brothers, presented on the Internet “with a joint in his mouth and colorful peace glasses on his nose”: “Throws the drug dog in a bad light on him? ”asks
Die current
now. We'd find the idea rather funny that Olaf and Franzl pull one through together; perhaps at such a meeting Scholz got the idea that he could become Chancellor. However, Photoshop seems to have been involved in the picture of the smoking dog. By the way, while googling we came across a photo that was titled “Snow dog Franzl”, and at first thought, now he's still coking. However, it was real snow.
We stay, in a broader sense, in the animal kingdom, namely with Christina Lugner, known as “Mausi” since her marriage to construction contractor “Mörtel” Lugner.
She is now the "face of the new intimate hygiene series 'Pussy Bussi'", reports
Die Aktuell
.
Of all of Lugner's ex-comrades who were given their first names from the fauna - Mausi, Hasi, Spatzi - we would have thought Katzi the closest, since Pussy, as we all know, is a name for a cat.
Burschi and me
Until now, we thought the most absurd nickname that someone prominent gave their partner was “papa bear”, as Elke Sommer calls her husband, although his real name is wolf. Caroline Beil is now at least catching up with her because, as we can see from the
woman in the mirror
, she calls her Philipp Burschi: “Burschi and I are not just a couple who love each other. We are also best friends and buddies who can talk about everything. ”Burschi, we have to talk: To us, that sounds more like the strict address to a boy who has screwed up something, but Beil is a few years older than you Man. Would “Burschi Bussi” be a good name for a male intimate hygiene series?
His "recipe for happiness for marriage" reveals actor Nick Wilder of the
current
: "We discuss things out before the sun goes down.
Then nothing becomes a problem. ”In the winter months, however, they have to hurry to discuss things.
Putt-putt with Bill Gates
Bunte
now also writes about "the bizarre agreement", according to which Bill Gates was allowed to spend a weekend with his girlfriend Ann Winblad every year during his now broken marriage
. “We play mini golf while we talk about biotechnology,” Gates once said. In the original it is said that they played “putt-putt”, which the
Bild
newspaper had identified days before not as mini golf, but as “a computer game”. We once took a look: “Putt-Putt”, in English “Töff-Töff”, is a series of games for children in which a cute car has to rescue kittens from a tree, for example. Do we have to say what kind of activity we can imagine the nerd gates in?
"Horst Lichter - Hidden Illness" is the headline of
Echo der Frau
. This was recognized when the moderator failed to recognize the color of a precious stone: “For Horst it seemed blue. At the same time it was green. What a shock. ”So poor Lichter has a color blindness:“ Horst doesn't want to let that get him down, ”we read, and like him, it is us and a good ten percent of all men who clench their teeth and their fate endure without complaint. Apparently Markus Söder is not affected: It is impossible to imagine what he would otherwise give for interviews.