According to a newspaper headline, which appears to be the result of malicious manipulation, you are an old man between 50 and 59 years old.

Worse still: from 55 to 59, according to your birth year, 1966, although until June you can tell yourself, with vain flirtation, 54. That encourages you, on the one hand, to remember that funny passage from

Voltaire's

Candide

in which a corrective then in vogue in the armies is applied to the protagonist: make him a corridor and receive a blow from each of his companions.

Pair

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