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Despite reports to the contrary in the media, Germany has taken an essential step in the fight against the dire threat: Contrary to what magazines like “Beef!” Say, over 70 percent of German men have apparently already achieved the desired herd immunity.
This is the result of a representative survey of women who live under one roof with at least one man.
"Both my partner and my three sons are completely immune to everything that has to do with the stove," explains Silke Garer from Lüneburg on behalf of the majority of her sex mates.
Does Astra play a significant role?
"It is probably due to the active ingredient in Astra," believes the 48-year-old business graduate, "only my husband can take it because I took the pill."
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Experts believe, however, that there are other reasons for the astonishing hearth immunity of German men.
On the one hand, it could be due to the cultural background that provides basic immunization against the dangers lurking in the kitchen.
"It's because of the role models," believes top andrologist Professor Hendrik Steak, "it is more than understandable that nobody would like to end up like Horst Lichter."
Heated mood among women
On the other hand, the corona pandemic is likely to have exacerbated another important factor that primarily affects men without a vital woman at their side: We are talking about delivery services.
These have ensured even greater hearth immunity, even in males who, before the start of the various lockdowns in Germany, were still able to prepare something as complex as scrambled eggs themselves.
It is understandable that many women now feel disadvantaged.
Although they do what they always do, their reaction shows a certain displeasure: they cook.
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