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“Okay, that has completely convinced me”: Chancellor Angela Merkel draws the conclusions from the large-scale Internet campaign “#allesdichtmachen”, in which numerous well-known actors from film and television took part.
According to the video clips, in which Ulrich Tukur, Heike Makatsch and Jan Josef Liefers, among others, speak out with biting irony in favor of tightening the measures to contain the corona pandemic, the Chancellor has come to the conclusion: “I see it now.
It was a mistake to protect as many people as possible from contracting the virus, thereby preventing their death and overloading the health system.
We'll never do such nonsense again! "
Merkel is impressed by the combined competence
Merkel is extremely grateful that the prominent figures from the cinema and TV have "finally opened her eyes", and is relieved that someone with the right medical and educational competence finally speaks out on the subject.
“If anyone knows what to do now, then it must be these people: After all, they have been working extremely successfully as doctors and insane inspectors for years.
It's great that even a luminary like Professor Boerne from Münster is taking part in the campaign! "
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Due to the arguments that were so precisely put forward in the “#allesdichtmachen” campaign and bursting with facts, the Chancellor has now decided to lift all corona measures applicable in Germany in one fell swoop.
Corona patients in good hands
“From now on, everyone can do what they want again.
Because it is really no longer worthwhile to use vaccinations for something as stupid as common sense in the last few meters before herd immunity, "says Merkel," and if the number of patients who have to be artificially ventilated increases, it is not Problem: As I heard, there is still plenty of space in the Black Forest Clinic! "
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