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"Like right now?

I thought it was just a funny joke from the CDU and CSU to raise the mood in the population a little! ”With these words, a visibly annoyed Angela Merkel responded to the message that either Armin Laschet or Markus Söder as candidate for chancellor the Union should move into the upcoming federal election.

Until now, the incumbent Chancellor had firmly assumed that the CDU and CSU would agree on a competent, reliable and dignified candidate, said Merkel with clasped hands.

“I had disengaged myself with full trust in the Union parties.

With over 500,000 members, something sensible should come out of it, I thought, ”said the dismayed Chancellor.

Merkel too busy with the corona crisis

As an excuse for her ignorance, she stated that she was completely busy dealing with the corona pandemic.

Merkel admitted that one constantly had to grapple with half-thought-out proposals from prime ministers from North Rhine-Westphalia or Bavaria and no longer had the time to follow the news.

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When she was told that Laschet and Söder were the only two chancellor candidate options for the Union, she initially thought it was a joke on the “Today Show”: “The clumsy man from Düsseldorf against the Frankish wry neck - ha, ha!

My first reaction was: The wilt was also better. "

Chancellor draws conclusions

She was puzzled when they asked Laschet and Söder independently of each other about the floor plan of the Federal Chancellery “for the moving company” and wanted to know whether there was enough space in the garden for a “Bavaria One” rocket launch pad or a bridge.

"Now that it is clear to me that they are completely serious, I probably have no other choice," said a heavily sighing Chancellor today in the Konrad-Adenauer-Haus CSU feel blackmailed. "

Tension before the federal election

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Fortunately, there is still a little time to warm up, Merkel announced optimistically: In view of the progress in vaccination in Germany, a federal election before 2031 is not expected anyway.

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