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Who says Vladimir Putin is resentful?
The Russian President counters the allegations on the part of his American colleague Joe Biden with a generous gesture.
In an interview with ABC News, he had previously described Putin as a “murderer” and accused him of manipulating the last two US elections.
In order to prove to the world that he is an "absolutely peace-loving and completely harmless autocrat", the Russian president has sent a signal of reconciliation to Washington - his favorite tea.
Biden's health in mind
“Only really very special people get it”, Putin emphasized the personal meaning of the present that he would like to drink together with Biden soon: “Either in the context of a video conference or even better on the occasion of a common bear hunt, which is sometimes tragic Hunting accidents can occur. "
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With the aromatic infusion drink, which some of Russia's best scientists helped develop, Putin wants to give his answer to Biden's allegations more credibility.
The Russian President had wished his American colleague “good health”, “without irony and without joke”.
White house with caustic problems
But because that sounded ironic, he wanted to show how much he cares about Biden's well-being by sending the tea in a valuable special container with inlaid skulls, according to Putin.
"A whole jug of Uncle Vladimir's lemon balm-heather Novitschok-rose hip - and you won't feel any more complaints the next day," promises the President, "you can take poison on that!"
Meanwhile, the recipient formally thanks, but initially rejects a Russian-American teatime: “Sorry!
The tea eats up all the cups in the White House and leaves really unsightly holes in the floor. "
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