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A new side effect of the new type of corona virus is spreading rapidly in Germany: More and more German citizens complain about an unbelievable swelling of the neck area.

Since the hotlines and internet pages for the allocation of vaccination appointments were activated at the beginning of the year, there has been a noticeable increase in thick necks in the population, according to ENT practices.

ENT doctors report strange complaints

However, within the past few days, according to the medical profession, a real explosion of numbers has been observed, which also has many affected people in its own ranks.

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The symptoms are not only limited to the volume of the neck, but also lead to strange delusions and restrictions in handling to-go cups, it is reported by worried doctors.

"Someone was sitting here in the consultation hour who not only had a throat, but also opened his coffee and also claimed to get a hair dryer right away," reports ENT doctor Heiko Spoonschaber from Tauberbischofsheim while he wipes through his treatment room.

Mask affair and rapid tests responsible?

Since the beginning of the corona measures in Germany there have been cases of thick necks among his patients, admits spoon scraper.

That practically everyone is now complaining about this ailment after the last rapid test at Aldi was snatched from under his nose and it became known that the two members of the Bundestag Georg Nüßlein (CSU) and Nikolas Löbel (CDU) are getting a golden gold with the procurement of corona protective masks Deserved a nose was a thing.

"You don't even have to be infected with Corona to get a gasp," says Spoon Schaber, summarizing the findings about the now widespread pandemic.

The federal government and parliamentarians react

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In Berlin they want to react immediately to this worrying development and are planning to set up a task force that will soon organize a free ruff for every German.

In the meantime, a few older backbenchers in the Bundestag have offered to let their good contacts play for an appropriate financial compensation and to get enough HB cigarettes for the population "so that nobody has to go straight to the air".

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