Many, very many years ago, when my hair was still shoulder length and Corona was just a brand of beer, I had a great idea. I wanted to start a company called “Rent A Jew” and “rent” Jews to panels and conferences, schools and academies, but also for birthdays, high school graduation parties, bachelor parties and company parties. Holocaust survivors, “second generation” members, gay Jews, straight Jews, smart Jews, stupid Jews. Of course, Jewish homeowners and Jewish squatters too. Jews for all occasions and every need, Jews to touch, Jews too.