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Politicians and the pharmaceutical industry are reacting to the latest disaster scenario that the people between Sylt and Sonthofen have to be prepared for: Germany is threatened by a huge wave of vaccines, as reputable daily newspapers report.
In plain language: If there were initially too few vaccines in the fight against the novel coronavirus, the country will soon be literally flooded and is in danger of drowning in vaccine.
Vaccinations are much less threatening
So that it doesn't get that far and skeptical German citizens lose their fear of vaccination, the particularly critically eyed substance from the British-Swedish manufacturer AstraZeneca is now being offered in a new dosage form.
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"In future, AstraZeneca will no longer be administered as an ominous serum in a threatening syringe, but as a delicious sausage from the discounter," said Julia Klöckner, Federal Minister for Food, Agriculture and Consumer Protection.
Various sausage case scenarios are planned
The overwhelming majority of Germans will then take it without hesitation and suddenly no longer worry about any damage to their health, the minister refers to the consumer behavior of the population.
"And if the sausage is also free, there will be no stopping it," Klöckner is convinced of the success of the oral vaccination.
The vaccine varieties Frankfurter, Thuringian, Curry and Bärchen are currently planned.
In order to reach as many Germans as possible with the new vaccination campaign, the AstraZeneca vaccine will of course also be available as a vegetarian version that looks deceptively similar to the original made from meat.
The AstraZeneca chemists also face significantly fewer difficulties with production, according to the manufacturer, who is also planning a vaccine made from hops and malt in collaboration with a Hamburg brewery of the same name.
Hope for warmer weather
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"That would of course be a game changer," says Federal Health Minister Jens Spahn, "then you could completely vaccinate entire areas of Germany in a single evening with beer garden weather without anyone complaining!"
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