Oh, this Twitter!

Oh, all of them!

I think that each of us learned a long time ago: social media - from Instagram to Change.org - is already much more than a communication tool for a content provider (for example, me, you, a government agency or a sports TV channel). 

Further in the text, for the sake of simplicity, I will say Twitter, but keep in mind that I will keep in mind the whole tangle of social networks administered outside of Russia.

So, Twitter has long been not just a platform for the exchange of opinions, but a collection of agents of information influence and an agent of influence in itself for hundreds of millions of its readers.

Don't believe me?

Look out the window.

What's the news around you?

Cars are coming.

Maybe a helicopter flew by.

It is snowing or freezing rain.

A neighbor at the workplace swears with a colleague, the police are chasing a thief.

Here's a plus or minus all your news.

And then ... Then Twitter begins.

In Armenia, there is either a coup, or a revolution.

They seem to be allowed to enter Georgia with a vaccination, but with a negative test for coronavirus.

The next US servers were once again hacked by the Russians from Cozy Bear, who work for the SVR, GRU and Lubyanka cellars.

Putin's bloody regime is about to fall, and the Christian infant will be snatched from his cold hands.

You just need to go out to the square and it is desirable to hit some policeman.

Apparently, from this blow, a crack will spread throughout the "empire of evil".

This, if anything, we are with you.

Russia that is.

They rubbed their eyes: the cars were driving, the thief was caught, a colleague and a colleague made up, and even the snow stopped falling.

There are no bars on the windows, 1937 only in tweets and liberal columns.

Imagined!

But no.

Not imagined.

This was imagined for you (us).

And they do it every day.

Selectively removing those who are objectionable.

As 69 accounts (allegedly) associated with Russia (SVR, GRU and Lubyanka cellars) for ... undermining confidence in NATO.

It turns out if I now write on Twitter that NATO is an agent of US influence in Western Europe, which should be immediately disbanded, and I should be banned.

Honestly, I would write, but my fingers don't touch the keys from laughter. 

Well, 31 more accounts were deleted for trying to influence the EU and the US.

This, by the way, means that someone was subscribed to some dangerous accounts.

Only in our basements these unfortunates were forced to press the Follow button.

Sur, no words. 

In general, enjoy the world of absurdity, but remember: if your business is tied to Twitter (remember that I mean all Western social networks), Mamon Zuckerberg, Baal Dorsey and the Pharisees from Google will sacrifice you (possibly through a public crucifixion), as they did with Trump and with those who dare to quote Brodsky's wrong poem.

The author's point of view may not coincide with the position of the editorial board.