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New move by Federal Health Minister Jens Spahn after he was once again unable to implement a full-bodied announcement as part of coping with the Corona crisis in Germany: Every German should receive a free IQ test instead of the promised Corona rapid test.
In order to gain the trust of the population, the Federal Minister of Health had himself tested in his office today in a publicly effective manner.
“The Chancellor wanted it that way,” said a pouting Spahn.
Jens Spahn successfully tested himself
A result was available after an astonishingly short time: The Federal Minister of Health was clearly tested negative for intelligence in connection with the timely procurement of suitable respiratory masks, vaccines and corona rapid tests and now does not have to worry about infecting other members of the Federal Cabinet.
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"That gives you a good feeling," said Spahn, relieved.
"I was afraid that I could infect Andreas Scheuer."
Soon more tests for German citizens for free
By the way, the IQ rapid test is quick and easy for German citizens.
Actually, they just have to be asked whether they belong to the one third of the population that, according to a latest survey, rejects both vaccination and restrictions of any kind to prevent the further spread of the novel corona virus.
Good news for those who do both: You no longer have to live with that agonizing uncertainty as to whether or not you have this dangerous and uncomfortable intelligence.
As a small acknowledgment, there should be free pregnancy tests and contraceptives for them, experts suggest.
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