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That should please many German citizens who now know the dreamy guitar music on hold on the vaccination appointment hotline by heart!

At the so-called vaccination summit, during which solutions were to be found for the bumpy start to vaccination in Germany, an agreement that was satisfactory for all negotiating partners was reached extremely quickly.

This is especially so surprising because in advance you had to prepare yourself for lengthy and unpleasant conversations full of accusations and admissions of misjudgments.

Short-term panic at the peak of the vaccination

For example, the request by Berlin's Governing Mayor Michael Müller for a “national vaccination plan” caused a certain amount of unrest among those involved on the part of the federal government and the federal states.

The unanimous tenor: In view of the current situation, something so complex can only be dealt with when the whole mess with the corona virus is over.

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For a short time it looked as if the participants at the vaccination summit could agree on the decision to get together for a vaccination conference, an international vaccination meeting or, if necessary, a huge syringe meeting in two to four weeks, depending on the infection situation.

Merkel with an all-purpose solution

But then the Chancellor rushed forward with a solution that immediately convinced the vaccination summit mountaineers: "Andreas Scheuer is to blame for everything." A chaos more or less under his responsibility is no longer important, said Merkel about the Federal Transport Minister.

The pragmatic proposal of the Chancellor was immediately praised in the highest tones - it would not only give the Germans a comprehensible answer as to why everything had gone so terribly wrong, but also gave no hope that something would ever get better, it said among the participants of the vaccination summit with respectful applause, before the motion "The Scheuer has screwed it up again" was passed unanimously.

German citizens show understanding

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With success: after the announcement of this result, the majority of German citizens suddenly showed great understanding for the conditions on the German vaccination routes.

If you had known that the scourer was responsible, you would not have complained, it is guilty to be heard.

Actually, one could have guessed that the Federal Minister of Transport, who is of course still in his office, had something to do with vaccinations, suddenly it becomes clear to many - it is not by chance that he is apparently immune to everything.

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