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That devil!

Instead of withdrawing to his luxury resort "Mar-a-Lago" as expected, Donald Trump has climbed the next step on the career ladder: much to the surprise of his predecessor Francis, the 74-year-old declared himself the new Pope.

He sees the office "as an intermediate step towards higher tasks", announced the first American in the Holy See after the solemn ceremony in which he released Francis from his duties with the famous biblical words "You're fired".

Trump happy with new job

The ex-US president armed with the atomic case gave “gross irregularities” in the last papal election as a reason for his actions.

Trump speaks of a “rigged election”, in which more or less dead people voted and the evidence was then destroyed - there is talk of burned ballot papers on a large scale.

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By and large, the new Pope was satisfied with his new job after the storming of St. Peter's Basilica and the banishment of Francis and Benedict to a mediocre golf course in Tuscany.

There was already a lot of nice things in it, Trump praised the basic equipment, but announced some renovation work and improvement measures: "Even more gold and less from this naked guy in a diaper who hangs around here!"

Looking forward to working with Biden

To many observers, Trump appeared much more relaxed than in the past few weeks, yes, he even seems to have made his peace with the outcome of the US election in November 2020.

"You see, the US President is literally only for losers," said Pope Donald I with regard to the swearing-in of Joe Biden in Washington.

Nevertheless, he is already looking forward to working with the second Catholic US President after John F. Kennedy, and the “best pontifex maximus there ever was” implied: “After all, I am his spiritual leader and he has to obey. "

Trump with ambitions

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Trump wouldn't be Trump if he didn't have bigger goals in mind.

So he could well imagine working not only as a deputy, but also as the Pope's boss.

"I think he's not doing a particularly good job," said Pope Donald I confidently, "having to communicate through a burning bush is even more embarrassing than being blocked on Twitter!"

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